I don't know if I told you this but Wednesdays are a very long day for my MOM. VERY LONG. It's dark when she drops me off at Bert's and often it is dark when she picks me up. But it's all good, I know stuffs has to get done and because of it beautiful things are happening. Anyway... Yesterday when we pulled in the drive way MOM didn't see it, but I did. I did not come into the house for an extra long time. But when I did I was carrying a package. Want to see what I got? I knew you would.
These are my new Onion Glasses. That's right special onion safety glasses. And YES they are for me. These will come in very handy when I am cutting up a ton of onions.
I also think I can use them in other ways. Like cruising on a motorcycle, or sticking my head out of the Blazer as we zip along, impressing the girlies, if I ever need a disguise (that will come in handy when I hang out with Puddles.)
And I figure if it will help me not tear up when chopping onions then surely if I wear them at Bert's place and he lets one rip I will be protected. I love multi-functional items.
And lets face it, I make this look good. I ROCK the Onion Glasses!
I'm not the only one Rockin' the Onion Glasses. This is my pal Buddy. Lookin' good Buddy, lookin Good.
Thank you for sending these to me. They will come in handy in so many ways! They sure came in handy to bring smiles and laughter to my MOM's face. And that my friends is the best use of all.
Blessings,
Goose
Will you wear those glasses when you read sad blog posts about someone going to the bridge? Will they keep you from crying? I'm still learning this stuff...
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You sure do rock those onion glasses!We think you must get a package every day of the week!
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Murphy and Stanley
You do rock those glasses Goose! I could use a pair to protect me from my Daddys gassers(snickers)
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OMD LOVE the onion glasses!
ReplyDeleteMy Vickie laughed and laughed when she saw those pictures. Dude, what you let your human do to you. (oh wait, I think I remember wearing goggles) So when we all go ATVing this summer, you and me can wear our goggles. We will be the coolest dudes on teh mountain, plus, we can have onions cooked over a fire cause you can cut them up and not cry.
ReplyDeleteThis will work out for all of us.
See ya tomorrow
Bert
Ha ha ha! You wear those onion glasses SO well! I think you look good no matter what you wear, though! :)
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TWO packages in two days!! You're a lucky pup! You can come chop onions here any time!
ReplyDeleteGoose you sure are a cool looking dude in those specs.
ReplyDeleteMillie
You do rock those glasses! Happy Thursday! xoxo
ReplyDeleteOH you are so rocking those glasses Goose!!
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Jazzi and Addi
You are really rockin' those glasses Goose!! Glad you got a present in the mail! They are so fun!
ReplyDeleteoh goose, you absolutely rock the onion glasses. <3
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Bet you got your package without incident Goose? Love your onion glasses. Cool for when you do the next episode of Stickwatch. You can use them for underwater rescue. Have a terrific Thursday.
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BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...OMD! Those glasses are a riot and dang you IS rockin' 'em too! 'Scuze me, I has to go clean up da mess mum made when her saws you....
ReplyDeleteOkays, she tinkled a little from laughin'. All is good nows.
I think it is most important and financially savvy to has multifunctional stuffs. Saves money to buy beer.
And yes, whenevers I is around you prolly wouldn't want anybuddy to notice you...hehehehe.
Puddles
Hahaha those are great. Way to work the look!
ReplyDeleteAin't no doubt about it Goose ~ YOU ROCK!
ReplyDeleteThose are totally awesome glasses my friend. You are gonna be the hit of the town. So very stylish on you. And that green, well, that's your color!
We're starting to swoon already.....
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
You forgot one important thing...those will help you see underwater...watch out fishes....goose is coming to get you!
ReplyDeleteas a person who does not like or eat onions, i would like the glasses to protect me and a nose pin so i can't smell them when hubby cuts them up.... besides they do make you both look handsome.
ReplyDeleteGoose, those may be required when you are helping small sticks, gotta protect them wonderful eyes pal, looking OH SO HANDSOME and styling!
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The Mad Scots
Momz thought you got yourself a new mask for snorkeling Goose...silly Momz! You sure are rockin' them Goose...Takes a dawg of distinction to look this good
ReplyDeleteOMD Goose those are Multi Purpose Onion glasses!! You could wear them when you go into big Stick Piles to pawtect your eyes from getting poked.
ReplyDeleteYou look SUPER in them!!! Grrrrreat Gift!
Oh my how fashionable and all those important things you can wear them for. Wonder if they even have night vision
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Benny & Lily
Those onion glasses are pretty cool and Mom says she could use a pair. But we think we would rather see your gorgeous eyes, Goose.
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Wooooohooo! I got a little excited seeing you in those googles next to Mr. Platypus! Looking good!
ReplyDeleteLove those onion glasses Goose. You look really sporty!
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Morning handsome Goose. I do so agree you are stylin' in those fine looking glasses. I especially like them pushed up on your head...makes you look extra super duper cool!!
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You look SO handsome in those onion glasses, Goose! I think I might need a pair of those... but then, sometimes I think it's just not fair to everyone else to make the Casey MORE handsome.
ReplyDeleteI've never, ever seen anyone look so good in onion glasses--You really rock them out Goose!!! :-)
ReplyDeletePS: Many thanks for your kind comments and prayers for our new girl Cissy!! I hope all is well in your corner of the world--I've missed being able to visit!!
Goose, it's a good thing you got those from Buddy because if Jeremiah really is the pooter you think he is, you're gonna need em for more than just onions in your home too. ;)
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ReplyDeleteAll Hail Professor Goose!!! Goodness alone knows why, but you remind me of an erudite and extremely handsome actor called Cary Grant. Ask Mom about him. You could have been his stand-in.
Looking forward to your Easter Weekend? I hope so. hugs and wags, YAM-aunty
Oh Goose, those are some mighty fine glasses. What a nice present and they make you look so perfect. Hope you don't have to cut many onions. What fun pictures. Take care.
ReplyDeleteThey are fabulous, we could do with some of those, do they come in pink, I wonder BOL xx00xx
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You look fabulous... every doggy should wear onion glasses :o) I'll bet Jeremiah would like to wear it too :o)
ReplyDeleteYups ~ it's official ~ you ROCK!! You know what else those will be good for? Diving for STICKS!! Even in the muddiest water, you will be able to save like 87 thousand sticks!! Very cool.
ReplyDeleteOooh, and when you play with the bubbles!! Oh, how could I not see this?! You could do it furevers without gettin' any in your eyes!! Brilliant.
Kisses,
Ruby
Now you need a pair of nose plugs! Sorry Bert!
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You BOTH look great in those glasses- I bet they keep all sorts or nastiness out of your eyes!
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Goose Yous Looks Cool!
ReplyDeleteLike yous ready to goes for a motorcycle ride!
Kisses
Nellie
HA HA - love 'em! Wanna come over and chop up our onions?
ReplyDeleteJust don't eat those onions!
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Kari
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Oh, Goose! You sure know how to put a huge smile on my mom's face! You look TOTALLY cool in those onion glasses! I've been thinking about getting my own sunglasses for when my vet dilates my eyes. I'm all squinty afterwards. Do onion glasses help with squints? Cuz you make those look SO toally COOL!
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Zim
PS: You almost made Mom splurt coffee out her nose with you comment about Bert letting one rip. Ha roo roo ROO!!!!
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