When MOM and I got home there was a package on the front step. I noticed it right away. Woo Hoo a package for me. But MOM said it was for her. WHAT? No way! So she took it in the house. Instead of doing my normal patrol of my yard, like I do every time we get home, I just sat in the kitchen staring at the package on the kitchen table. Finally after 87 hours MOM opened it up. And would you lookie here.
It's a Platypus!
I knew it, it was for me. OK to be fair, there was a book in with the Platypus, I guess I will let MOM have that. But it does look real good, it's called "Start Something That Matters". But back to the Platypus (I love saying that word) ....Platypus, Platypus, Platypus, Platypus... Oh that is fun. hehhehe
Ewwww, what is that smell? I did not fart... it was the Platypus. hahhaha. Makes it even funnier.
I have named him Jeremiah.
My most beautiful friend LYDIA sent it to me. Jeremiah squeaks when you squeeze his legs AND he makes this honk like sound when you squeeze his tummy, just like a real life Platypus. Hahhahah Platypus. "Hey MOM I think I would like to read a book to Jeremiah."
"Oh yes Jeremiah, MOM and I read a book almost every night. This one is called "Dog Loves Books."
"WOW Goose I never knew reading could be so fun."
"I know, right?"
"I bet it is even funner than say... oh I don't know... funner than chewing on my legs and tummy."
"Well lets not get carried away little buddy."
Thank you Miss Lydia, I LOVE IT!
And oh how you made my MOM smile. :).