Hey All.
Do ya all have rules at your house? I have a few rules here at my house. I think I am pretty blessed that I DON'T have rules like, "No dogs on the furniture", "No dogs on the bed", "No dogs on laps". I get to sleep on the bed and lay and sit on the couch and even sit on my momma's lap whenever I want. Yea life is good. Momma does have a few rules, like this one: "No chewing your dental bone (or any other bone) on the couch.
Technically I am not on the couch.
Again I am not on the couch. I thought I would give the momma that "I love you" look to see how far I could get with my dental bone.
"Buddy you are not supposed to chew your bone on the couch."
"Momma I am NOT chewing my bone on the couch. I am "holding" my bone on your knee."
"Really Bud? It's a fine line your trying to cross."
"Buddy are you chewing your bone on the...."
"No, no momma, I am..... I'm... I'm saying a little prayer for all the pups who don't have a bone to chew on."
"Don't ya think it is sad that there are pups and dogs out there who don't have a bone to chew on? Ohhhhh it just makes me so sad.
"Yes it is a sad thing Buddy Boo. Oh and don't think I don't know you just dropped your bone on the floor.... where you should be chewing it."
If I close my eyes then she can't see me...right?
"Oh hi momma. Is the arm of the couch apart of the "No Chew Zone"?
Ya know what friends? I think rules are meant to be broken. More importantly I think it is easier to ask for forgiveness than permission. And after all it is my dental bone so really I am doing very important work to keep my teeths all clean and tarter free. I mean if my momma can floss while on the couch then I can chew my dental bone. When I told her that she just rolled her eyes.
Blessings,
Buddy