MOM sits with me as the negotiations begin. Pretty straight forward stuff. I have asked for a 10% increase in treats and I don't work in rain and that my gal pal Belle can still work with me. All of which were gladly given to me with out reservations.
I better hurry cuz the rain clouds are starting to form.
While I am doing this...
My buddy Bert is doing this.
Me tracking the voles.
Bert gazing at his reflection in his pool.
I caught two voles right here. I will spare you the carnage.
While I am diving for voles, Bert is...... well I don't know what he is doing. Soaking his head I guess. Did I mention he is a little bit off sometimes?
Eww I think I just felt a rain drop. I better go in and collect my pay.
I was just told I did such a good job that I am getting a bonus in addition to my 10% treat increase! Truth be told I would do this job for free. The real pay is being with my MOM and getting lots of ear rubs from everyone else. It's not work if you enjoy it.