On my way out to the garden I stopped to sniff this cool weed. But the Bumble Bee did not like that very much and chased me. Do you see him there on the right?
"Well hello there. My name is Goose. What's yours?"
"I'm Desperado and that is Miss Kitty."
"She is the biggest Kitty I've ever seen"
"Huh? No no that's her name not her species. We're horses"
"Oh I see. Hey then you'll know the answer to this: what did the horse say that has fallin' and couldn't get up?.....
"I would imagine 'OUCH!"
"OUCH? No, he says, 'I've fallin and I can't giddy-up."'
Bawhahhahhaaa. I crack me up.
"OK I gotta go now." 'Giddy-up', where do I come up with this stuff? It's just a special gift I have. I can't wait to tell MOM that one. I wonder where that Bumble Bee went. I've got a great one about a Bee walking into a bar.
"That is one strange dog"
Olympic Stuff: You still have until July 18th midnight (mountain time) to send me your photos of you with a sick or you and your friends with a stick. You can send them to email@example.com. Here is the list of the athletes so far:
Alasandra, Asta, Bert, Buddy and Lilly, Buddy, Corbin, Declan, Finn, Frank, Garth, Humphrey, Hunter, Jake, Iassiter Chase and Benjamin, Lilly, Lily Belle and Muffin, Mazzie, Molly the Wally, Murphy and Stanley, Murphy, Nola, Oskar, Puddles, Roo, Rubie and Scarlet, Rubie, Ryker, Ryker and Friends, Sarge, Shadow, Shawnee and Brodie, Sussie, Sweet William, Tood, Wyatt, Wrigley (Jazzi's friend).
That's 36 athletes. And some athletes are pulling double duty, competing twice for a grand total of 41 entries. WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO.
If you sent me a photo and do not see your name please contact me. I did check the SPAM box, actually I ate the SPAM (yummmm) and I did not taste any entries in there, but you never know.
If your name is not listed above and you want to compete, just send me your photo. Just make sure I get it by JULY 18th MIDNIGHT Mountain Time. No late entries will be accepted.