So there I was yesterday doing my daily patrol of my yard when...
Come on Follow me.
Check this out. Someone left me a bundle of sticks!!
"Goosie that is not a bundle of sticks it's the bird nest that was in the apple tree."
"Really? A birds nest?"
"It's HUGE! Is it an Emu nest?"
"haha, no Gooseberry. I would say it's a Magpie nest."
"Why is their nest on the ground? Where are the baby birdies? Do you think they are alright? Should we look for them? Should we put their home back in the tree? I'm a bit worried for them."
"I am sure the babies grew up and flew away to make a new home for themselves."
"Why would they want to leave this beautiful STICK home? If I had a stick home I would stay in it forever."
Just look at the quality of construction. I mean it was way up in the tree and the BIG wind came and knocked it to the ground AND it is still in perfect shape.
They also left some of their dinner in here. See those apples?
Don't worry little birdies I will stand guard over your home until you return. I am after all 'Goose Defender of the Weak', 'Friend to all Creatures', AND 'Might STICK Saver'. Your home is safe with me.
(Disclaimer: All stick homes left for 90 or more becomes the property of Sir King Goose the III)