Sunday, January 15, 2012

I've Been a BAD Boy

Well I have a confession to make.  Believe me this is not easy for me.  {sigh}  You know how when you do something wrong and while you are doing it you know it’s wrong.  Oh sure you tell yourself, “It’s not that bad just a little mischief.”  Or you do something because another says, “It will be fun and we’ll feel better because of it.”  But you still know you shouldn’t.  But you, well you can’t help yourself.  I mean, what’s the harm?
Well here it is…. Remember that furry thing, you know the one with sharp claws and a bad disposition?  Well, I have DESTROYED it.  It will never be the same.  I am ashamed, really I am.  But I got to tell ya, I had the time of my life doing it.

Yep I torn up my new Badger I got on Friday.  There’s its torso.

And its tail
Some stuffing and it’s head
What?  You didn't think I meant Allred, the Devil Cat,  did you?  I am hurt, really hurt.  I would never do anything like that to Allred.  Even though he can be just plain evil to my buddy Bert, I just don’t have it in me to harm the spawn of the Devil.

What, what's that?  What's in the box under the rock?  I have NO idea.
Oh, I want to give a shout out to my friend TANK for a great night out.  You sure know how to have fun.



  1. Goose, whatever you and Tank are up to you can always say, "The devil made me do it!"


  2. Goose - that might have been the best night of my life. I've always dreamed of catching a squirrel, but this was way better! And don't you dare start feeling guilty cause he had it coming.

  3. We confess: a picture of Allred did flash through our minds, especially as your picture is on a Wanted poster on Judge Bert's blog. But Abby is a sticker for 'innocent until proven guilty.' We believe it is every dog's right to tear up his own stuffies.

    Jed & Abby the Legal Beagle[mix] Extraordinaire and Official Guardian of Ethics for MM2012

  4. Dr. Goose - you are a real good surgeon and an explorer too! I'm sure NOBODY thougth that you meant Allred and that you are a meatman... :-)
    (But I'm pretty happy that my beloved Bert has such a friend who protects him from devilish cats even with his thoughts tralalala)
    Kiss Charlotte

  5. least you had fun doing it!!!
    xoxo Chloe and LadyBug

  6. I have to admit... I did think you're the culprit on Allred's disappearance.

    Poor little badger... did you mom reprimand you?

    Huggies and Cheese,


  7. If you and Tank was in on dis togethers then I don't think I should knows.
    If you has a kitteh or a squirrel then all is right withs da world.


  8. Did you have fun tearing the badger apart?? I hope mom is handing with a needle and thread! BOL!!!!


  9. Oh my, Goose! Did you really dismember that badger? Are you going to sew it back together?

  10. BaaaaWaaaaah Goose... you have NOTHING to be ashamed of.. I think you did a FANGtastic job of Badgering the Badger.

    PeeS... Please PLEASE put a Concrete Block on TOP of that Rock. If you get my drift.

  11. Well, I hope you at least had fun tearing apart the poor badger. Were you practicing for when you see devil cat? LOL! Or is he already there in the box. Wink! Wink!

  12. Goose,
    Me can't call yous Dear today! Me is a little upset. Not for tearing your toy apart, doggys do that, but has you catnapped Allred? Has yous and Tank cooked up somthing so he wins MM Bad Sport?
    Goose, me is sooooo disappointed. me still loves yous, but your behavior...bad dog

  13. You sure did a number on your new toy Goose. :)

  14. heheheheh !!
    I love you Goose

  15. Rooooo that's the best way to enjoy a toy! *waggy tail*

  16. Oooh deary me goose!

    RIP Mr badger!


  17. Hi Goose! My name's Mayzie and I don't think we've met yet. How do you do?

    And there is NOTHING wrong with tearing aparts stuffies. You never know what might be lurking inside. In fact, it's your DUTY to rip them apart in case there's anything bad in there that might hurt your family. So...good job!

    It's a good thing to know that Allred is NOT in the box. But gosh, I wonder where he is?

    Wiggles & Wags,

  18. Hi Goose - You really had me going there. I thought you were confessing to a huge crime!!!! But, that box sure is intriguing... Are there any air holes in it????

    Thanks for the chuckles.

  19. Goose-
    Is that the box you are going to use to bury the badger? That's nice of you to give him a proper send off, since you killed him...BOL


  20. Two days, eh? Well - that isn't my record, but don't feel too bad! The stuffies are MEANT to be "de-stuffed"! At the minimum, they are required to be "silenced!". I tend to silence them first, and then if they are really annoying, they get de-stuffed!! More for mom to do around the house with her spare time and everything...

    Bark at ya later!


  21. Howdy Goose, hehehe its good to know you can be a bit naughty too. At least it lasted a few days. I (Stella) have had toys that only lasted about 2 hours!! Great job. No worries, and love, Stella and Rory

  22. Bwaaaaa ha ha! Oh, I do NOT want to know what's in that box! I've heard rumors, crazy rumors, that make tearing up a toy badger seem not too bad at all!


  23. Hey Goose,

    I have to admit the thought that you were talking about Allred did cross my mind, but I knew you'd be joking - I am really curious to know what's in the box though Dude - Wait, did I just hear it Meow?! :)

    Have fun,

    Your pal Snoopy :)

  24. Hey there Goose.
    I gave you the Pawesome Blog award tonight. Go to my page to check it out. I really approve of your photos. I think it is fair to say that you had a lot of pent up rage to put down on that furry.

  25. oh Goose. you just got carried away. it happens to all of us. it happened to my (kanga) ROO and he was one of my favorites! *Sigh*

    i bet you are already forgiven.

    in fact, i know it.

  26. Goose... we're here to tell you not to hang out with Tank! You know there's a good reason he's in the bad sport category!

    Don't say we didn't warn you!

    Sam and Pippen

  27. Woo! I DID think you meant Allred. I better get caught up on my reading!
    Destroying a stuffy is NATURAL. My mom is OK with that - as long as I don't swallow any pieces. Any more. Like I did when I swallowed an octopus arm and a Rhino hat. Then got sick and hork-ed them up. Oops.