It is time the truth be told and clear the good name of Tank and Goose. I am still surprised that so many thought that Tank and I would even think of capnapping the Devil Cat Allred. I mean have you seen that evil smelly fur ball? He is frightening. Although who could blame us if we did box him up and ship him out.
The truth is Tank and I were helping out someone in need. And with her permission she is allowing us to tell our story so our names can be cleared.
See my kitty friend Sadie came to me with a problem. She is embarrassed by her, well her round figure. She has tried all kinds of things to drop a few pounds, nothing has worked. So she asked if I could help. Short of chasing her around day after day for hours (which I thought was a great idea but she did not like it so much) I did not know what to do. So I went to my friend Tank for his two cents worth on the matter. Tank is one smart pup and I know he would know what to do.
What we came up with was a kitty sauna box for Sadie to stay in for a while to shed a few pounds. We had to put a rock on top because she is so, umm well, large. The rock kept the lid on so the steam would not escape.
The real tragic part of all this is that Allred has gotten away with looking like a poor victim, when really he is the perpetrator of lies, ugliness, slander, and just plain meanness. He will stop at nothing to win the category of Bad Sport. I hope the powers that be will see the injustice that has taken place and kick his sorry smelly butt out of the contest, excuse my language.
They say a picture is worth a thousand words so I offer you the following.
At first she didn’t think she would fit.
Since we could not lift her into the box, we tipped it on its side and pushed her in, it took both of us.
If it's more proof you need, below are the three of us when we took the rock of the sauna box.
I hope this clears things up. Make sure you tell your friends that if they have a kitty weight problem Tank and I are here to help.
As you can see Sadie now fits in the sauna box nicely after shedding a few pounds. You go girl!
One more thing; VOTE FOR TANK!!!!!