My friends there has been a crime committed at my pal Bert's place. The crime scene is quite gruesome, so I warn you the photo are graphic. I would also like to say I have been cleared as a suspect as I did not spend any time at Bert's this weekend. However someone we know and love is on the suspect or at least a dog of interest in the case.
The Crime Scene
Oh the horror that must of happened here.
Miss Vickie called in the local police dog to begin the investigation.
My pal Bert did all he could to help the investigation offering Officer Bear his skills in search and rescue to aid in the case.
But soon Officer Bear grew suspicious of Bert.
I have no idea why the good officer would even consider my pal Bert.
I mean Bert has dedicated his life to helping, not hurting. And would the adorable Willa get this close to a killer? I think not.
When Officer Bear asked Bert if he did it Bert replied "PFTTTT".
Words of an innocent dog.
Bert was incredibly hurt by the accusation that he could even possibly be considered a suspect in this brutal crime.
Please dear friends if anyone knows of a good lawyer let me know. Officer Bear said the case is all but wrapped up and he has caught the guilty party.
I told Bert not to worry I would take care of everything to keep him out of the slammer. Even as I write this I have Bert working on cleaning up the crime scene and I will work on cleaning up his WRONGLY tarnished reputations.