Thursday, December 20, 2012

Gone to Far

Hello Friends.



Whoa is me.

I don't even know where to begin.  I think my MOM has lost it.  She called me over and she had that tone in her voice.  You might know that tone... you know the kind of tone that says, "Oh Goosie, I've got something for you."  And you know by the way she says it that it just can't be good.  

And I was right.  It was bad enough that I had to wear this on my head the other night.  Butt this.... this is not cool.  She has gone to far.  You might be thinking, "Well Goose it couldn't get any worse." 


Well you would be WRONG.  


Way wrong.  Now I was thinking, "This is as bad as it gets."



Guess again.  Some of you may remember that I had to wear these jingle bells on my tail last Christmas.  They were on my TAIL!  And now they are on my nose!  Friends pray for my MOM's sanity to return.  I don't even want to think what could be next.

Blessings,
Goose


46 comments:

  1. Hee hee hee! I think I'm glad I live where I do! Kuster says you might want to be sure she doesn't try to make you bob tail ring. ;)

    Bunny

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  2. Goose, I don't know how to say this but our mom said something to us about you and your mom's ideas and you might just want to get Dr. Phil on speed dial. Just sayin' . . .

    Stay Calm And Bark On,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  3. Oh Goosie! Do you need us to come rescue you? Your mom made you look like a "girl" in those last two photos, and we all know what a big macho guy you are!

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  4. Goose, run fast and hop the next train outta there! Don't go back until you see the Bat Signal in the sky.

    Has your Mom been tipping back a few too many this holiday season? Goodness, dare we ask whats next too?

    Hugs,
    Lily Belle & Muffin

    We do have to say tho, we loved the pictures!

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  5. Goose, I hope you're getting some sort of reward after this type of a photo shoot. Like steak or something.

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  6. Goose, you are a very patient man.

    -Bart and Ruby

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  7. Don't worry dude, My Vickie and I have a plan.
    If you can just take it till the next time your mom goes with me to the hospital.

    My Vickie will make sure we go visit in the Phychiatric ward and we can just leave her there for a few years. You can come live with us while they treat her.

    WE promis never to make you suffer that kind of indignaty again. (That is if we can get her committed)

    See ya tomorrow
    Bert

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  8. Goose I think you might need to have me call the SPCA and have them arrest your mom for cruel and unusual punishment for what she has done to you.

    Millie

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  9. Poor Goose! Sounds like some holiday boredom to us. Best get your Mom out for some fresh air! Quick! xoxo

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  10. Oh Goose, me thinks yous looks (snicker) ok. It's not what ME would let my Mommy put on me (snicker), but on yous, its OK (snicker)
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  11. Haha, oh man Goose! Sometimes you just have to laugh, cause else you'll cry! ;-) Make sure that you keep an eye on those jingle bells...who knows where they'll end up next!!

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  12. Goose, I am crossing paws for you my sweet pal. I think the holiday season has gotten to our Pawrents this year. Please don't say anything about what could be next, it just gives them ideas. You are a good sport, I might have bit someone.

    Loveys Sasha

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  13. BOL Goose your mum has really gone potty. What next? Hey at least she hasn't got the tape, glue and staplers out yet? Run and hide pal it is only a matter of time. Have a fabulous Friday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  14. Bwhahahahaha...hehehehehe...bwhahahahahaha...Oh Brudder Goose is there no endin' to da embarrassment?
    Nows, we needs to arrange fur both our moms to gets professional help cuz next Christmas will be heres befores you knows it and it will just start all overs again. Maybe we should just drink til then.

    Make sures you wears a coat to Sasha's Pawty so we can stick our "supplies" in it.

    Puddles

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  15. Bawwaaahhaaaawwwa..Now that's funny :) xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  16. My dearest Goose! Please take the next plane and come to me. You'll be safe in Europe - I promise. (And please Mr. Goose - take my Love Bert with you...)
    Sealed with a kiss, Charlotte

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  17. Poor Goose! Do you think this is all payback for having a Christmas tree?

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  18. OMD....I don't wants to tink bout what could be next either. (Amber, get your mind out of the catbox)! Me just tinks da approaching howl-o-day makes all Mom's in da world kind of lose it!

    Thinkin' bout you, furiend!

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  19. OH Goose, get them things off, if the world does end we don't want you going out looking like that!!! Come on Mom, what are you thinkin!!!

    Your Pals
    Susie & Bites

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  20. hahahaha I think we should avoid the humans if we have friday... they have always strange ideas on friday...

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  21. Merry Kitmas! Ur Mom is funny. :)

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  22. Errrrr....you do look kind of cute mate.....hehe! Deccy x

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  23. OMD, Goose, WHAT is your Momma thinking?!?! She should be on the naughty list FUR SURE!

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  24. HEE HEE HO HO HEE HO Sorry Goose we couldn't stop giggling. But think of it this way, you are bringing alot of Cheer!! Hee Hee!

    pughugs,
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  25. Christmas makes everyone a little crazy Goose. It'll be over soon, hang in there.

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  26. LOLOLOLOLO....moms and i just laughed and laughed...although i did notice that glazy look to moms eyes also...oh know!!!
    Merry Christmas my dear friend!
    stella rose

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  27. Goose I crown your Mr. Congeniality of Blogville. Mom is absolutely rolling on the floor with laughter at your Mom's sense of humor...and I'm well....OMDs we have a talk about you inability to just say NO!!
    Hugs Madi your BFFF
    Goose Mom thank you for the laughs...I'm still trying to decided which is funnier...leaning toward the rear at the moment.
    Hugs madi's Mom

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  28. OH GOOSE... WHAT is going on ??? WHAT are we going to do with these... WILD WIMMEN? They are obviously suffering Seasonal Sickness. We can hardly believe our eyes. Poor little Ernie will prolly be SCARED fur LIFE. THE HORROR. Your POOR BUTT being subjected to THAT indignity. Your EARS??? SHE actually put those HIDEOUS thingys on your EARS??? UGH. There are no words to express our... DISBELIEF.... at the vision of your NOSE being treated in this DISRESPECTFUL and VILE manner. THIS is just a TRAVESTY. OH GOOSE... WHEN will this END? You have been defiled from NOSE to TAIL. We may NEVER be able to sleep again. WE believe this is a SQUIRREL PLOT. they have taken over your mom... (AND OURS) in an effort to KEEP US AWAKE on Christmas NIGHT.. so that Santa Paws will NOT bring US our RICHLY DESERVED pressies and snacks.
    OMD OMD BUDDY we are ALL DOOMED.

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  29. Goose, you certainly know how to have holiday fun!

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  30. Oh Goose, We think that Santa Paws must be made aware of these crimes that were committed against you....looks like somebody just might be getting a lump of coal in their stocking!!!
    p.s. our mom was giggling at your photos, so we are going to put her on the naughty list too!!

    Gracie and Schatzie

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  31. OMD! Frankie cracks me UP!!! Ditto Frankie!! I thinks he hit it on the head (or tail, as it might be...). There must be a squirrel plot!! Oh dear, pray for us Budder Goose!

    Kisses,
    Ruby

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  32. you sure do look woeful to me.... have you tried shaking your head until they fall off or using your paws to remove them? Jake and Baby do that to any and all things i TRY to put on them. this means you are on the NICE list.

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  33. Great Dane in the morning! Goose, this is one of the MOST disturbing posts I've read in a long, long time! What can I say? I'll pray for you, buddy. I will pray that this craziness is behind you. Ooops. I shouldn't say "behind" given that one picture, should I? OK, I won't say that. I'll just pray that it will come to an end ... no. NO, that's not right, either. Well, maybe I'll just pray and God will know what's in my heart anyway, so I won't have to say it. AND I'll pray that my mom doesn't get inspired by this. Really.
    Play bows,
    Zim

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  34. Ummmm what kind of of Christmas spirit has your Mom been sipping on ???

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  35. Dear Goose, Well buddy I know it isn't the most male thing I've seen but as you may recall Hunter had a collar like yours, in green, that he had to wear until he started getting matts in his hair. I'm sorry I giggled; at least your mom is in the Christmas Spirit. Hunter loves you dude but thinks it serves you right since you suggested I put doll clothes on him. What can I say?!
    Wags, Noreen & Hunter

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  36. Has momma been drinking or taking to much medicines?
    Benny & Lily

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  37. Oh my goodness, Goose! I am worried for you! Do you know how to dial 911 or do you want me to call for you? I think your mom needs to go to the hospital and you need to live with me for a few days! BOL!
    XOXO-Daisy

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  38. oh, you are such a silly goose!
    wags, bailey

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  39. Bwahaha Goose! You are a really good sport!

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  40. Hahahahaha! I'm sorry Goose, but I can't pray for your Momma's sanity because that would just be no fun! LOL!

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  41. Oh, no, the shame! Jan tried reindeer ears on Sam and Buddy's head one year. Good thing it never occurred to her to try them on the other end.

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  42. So fun - you are such a great sport, Goose!

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  43. bwa ha ha ha ha ha

    Stop on by for a visit
    Kari
    http://dogisgodinreverse.com

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