Yes you read the title right... I AM surrounded by asses. Lots and lots of asses. The director of St. Anne's Homeless Center sent them home with my MOM for me. WHAT?!!!!! It's true.
See I am surrounded. Let me introduce you.
This is Bad Ass with his tuff donkey vest and Mohawk hair cut.
Kiss Ass with BIG pink lips.
Smart Ass with his smart bow tie and glasses.
Sorry Ass holding a bouquet of flowers.
And finally Dumb Ass wearing his dunce hat.
Let me tell you friends this is way to many Asses for one Goose to handle. So here is what I am going to do. YOU can have one of these Asses for yourself. Just leave a comment what Ass you want. Then on Saturday I will let you know if one of these fine Asses will be headed to your home. If more than one pup or kitty or whatever expresses an interest in the same Ass I will do a simple drawing to see who gets it. And yes, I will ship them anywhere in the world. Come on help a brother out and claim your very own Ass.