First thing is to wear my official Olympic Host Bandanna. Thanks Oskar I love it! Don't ya think I look official? Now on to the next thing. But MOM said it would have to wait. And she got out a suitcase. WHAT? MOM told me that the Olympic stuff would have to wait cuz she has a wedding to officiate this weekend. I was confused. Why the suitcase? A wedding last and hour, add the reception, 3 hours tops. Then MOM told me that this wedding was a THREE day event, and it was at Bear Lake! Bear Lake, I love that place! But then I was told I could not go cuz the place they booked for my MOM to stay does not allow dog. What kind of low budge place is she staying at? AND THEN panic set in.
And here's why. Do you see it?
Here's a closer look. Do you see those containers on the dryer? They are empty! Do you know what is suppose to be in the containers?
My yummys! I started crying all over the dryer. She is leaving me for 3 days AND I have NO treats. What is a Goose to do?
But MOM put the suitcase aside and we rushed off the the store.
That was close. I almost had to be without my MOM for 3 days and no yummy treats. Now I only have one problem, MOM is still leaving. I tried to use a little guilt on her.
I told her if she leaves me I would join a Doggie Biker Gang. Can't you see me reeking havoc on the town riding my Hog? Grrrrrrr
Mother's lock up your girls, Bad Dog Goose will soon be on the loose. Is this the face of terror or what? I'm a mean, lean, bandanna wearing, hog riding, Weimariner bad boy machine. Grrrrrrrr
You know what my MOM did? She laughed! I am glad I can bring such humor into her life. Oh well, who am I kidding? While I may look the part of a Biker Dog, my paws won't reach the shifter on the motorcycle. So while MOM is off to glorious Bear Lake, I will be staying with Bert. I will be taking my bandanna to strike fear into Allred.
So if you don't here from me in the next little while, you'll know why. Maybe Bert will let me use his computer so I can at least keep up with you all. Or maybe I'll just sleep until MOM returns.