Wednesday, October 15, 2014

Short Leash

Hello Friends.

Oh boy Oh boy!!  I received a package in the mail the other day.

Here it is, a package from Frankie and Ernie!!

LOOK!  Look at that cool card.  And look at what was inside...

That's me!  Well it looks like me.  MOM said it was just the most beautiful leash she has ever seen.

"A WHAT MOM?"
"A leash Gooie."
"Ummmmm, I don't think that's what it is."
"Sure it is, lets walk test it."

"Ummmm, yea.  Aaaa MOM unless you plan on riding like a pony I really don't think this 'Leash' is long enough.  Let me show you what this 'Leash' is for."

"See it's a leash for your keys.  I put your keys to the homeless shelter on it.  Then you can put it on your wrist, like this, and bam, you have the most beautiful key holder/chain/leash there ever was."

Thank you thank you Frankie and Ernie and your momma.  My MOM loves it, specially now that she knows how to use it.  And I am very thankful that it's not my new leash.  I like being a dog, not a riding pony. 
Blessings,
Goose

Sunday, October 12, 2014

Land Shark

Hello Friends.

This past Saturday at my church we had our annual Fun Run and Walk and Chili Cook-Off to benefit our Veteran's Home.  Everyone had a GREAT time and tons of green papers was raised for our wonderful Veterans.  BUTT one thing did happen that well.... it had a direct effect on me.  Seems that one of MOM's friends had a gift for me.  You know I love gifts, butt really... I am just speechless.  Let me show you.

It's a shark costume!  I am not amused.

Seriously what was MOM's friend thinking?  I am a Silverymistywiem, not a shark.  I mean water is nice and all, butt I do not want to spend my life in the wet stuff.  BUTT I know someone who would LOVE to spend his life in water. 

My buddy Bert.  As a very wise Wiem once said (my brother Easy), "Misery shared is misery halved."

Butt just look at him!!!!!  He is so loving being a shark.  So much for misery shared.

Hahahhaha Butt I gotta admit, he makes a great land shark.  {insert Jaws theme music here}.

Funny things is Bert's head is so big (insert your own joke here) his head won't fit into the costume.  Bawhahhahhaa

Oh butt don't you worry friends.  I will get my MOM back for this.  I'm just going to wait right here in the shower for her to step in.  She will be so scared when she sees Goose Shark she may never step in the shower again.

Hehehehhehhe, oh I can't wait to see the look on her face.  I bet it will be even better than when a mouse jumped in there with her.  Hahhahhahha,
Blessings,
Goose