Monday, July 16, 2012

Horsing Around

Hey friends!  When I was out checking out the Community Garden at my church I met two new friends.  Come and meet them with me.

On my way out to the garden I stopped to sniff this cool weed.  But the Bumble Bee did not like that very much and chased me.  Do you see him there on the right?

"Well hello there.  My name is Goose.  What's yours?" 

"I'm Desperado and that is Miss Kitty."  
"She is the biggest Kitty I've ever seen"
"Huh?  No no that's her name not her species.  We're horses"

"Oh I see.  Hey then you'll know the answer to this: what did the horse say that has fallin' and couldn't get up?.....
"I would imagine 'OUCH!" 
"OUCH?  No, he says, 'I've fallin and I can't giddy-up."'

Bawhahhahhaaa. I crack me up.

"OK I gotta go now."  'Giddy-up', where do I come up with this stuff?  It's just a special gift I have.  I can't wait to tell MOM that one.  I wonder where that Bumble Bee went.  I've got a great one about a Bee walking into a bar.

"That is one strange dog"

Olympic Stuff:  You still have until July 18th midnight (mountain time) to send me your photos of you with a sick or you and your friends with a stick.  You can send them to  Here is the list of the athletes so far:
Alasandra, Asta, Bert, Buddy and Lilly, Buddy, Corbin, Declan, Finn, Frank, Garth, Humphrey, Hunter, Jake, Iassiter Chase and Benjamin, Lilly, Lily Belle and Muffin, Mazzie, Molly the Wally, Murphy and Stanley, Murphy, Nola, Oskar, Puddles, Roo, Rubie and Scarlet, Rubie, Ryker, Ryker and Friends, Sarge, Shadow, Shawnee and Brodie, Sussie, Sweet William, Tood, Wyatt, Wrigley (Jazzi's friend).
That's 36 athletes.  And some athletes are pulling double duty, competing twice for a grand total of 41 entries.  WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO.
If you sent me a photo and do not see your name please contact me.  I did check the SPAM box, actually I ate the SPAM (yummmm) and I did not taste any entries in there, but you never know.
If your name is not listed above and you want to compete, just send me your photo.  Just make sure I get it by JULY 18th MIDNIGHT Mountain Time.  No late entries will be accepted.



  1. Can't wait to see all the events in BO2012. Love you your meet with the horses. Have a great Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

  2. Bwhahahahaha....OH Brudder Goose, you crack me up...I needs a beer nows fur dat one. I wanna heres da joke bouts da bumble bee in a bar. Did it see a Puddles? Hehehehehehe! Okays, I stop now.


  3. Oops, don't see my name.
    Lovies, Miss Mindy

  4. Will you be entering Rubies Equestrian event with these photos Goose?? You are such a cute and beautiful dog Goose! Mum says she loves the photo of you with the houese when your telling the "giddy-up" joke! You look like you are laughing! Ha,Ha!
    Love and Licks from Frank xxxxxx

  5. BaaaaWaaaah I am laffin my tail off over your super HORSE Joke!!

    WOW you have a LOT of Athletes in your event... BUTT I am SURE there is room fur MORE..

    WHAT?? YOU ATE your SPAM... ?????

  6. Oh Goose, you meet the coolest critters! You got a ton of entries, how awesome is that!!

  7. .....I've fallin and I can't giddy-up...BOL! Goose you crack me up!!


  8. Goose, you are one silly boy. Those were a couple of pretty horses.


  9. You have a lovely neighborhood, Goose! Daisy loves meeting horses just as much as you do but she hasn't come up with enough jokes to tell them yet. Maybe she'll borrow yours if that's alright?

  10. Ha!Ha! You just have the best sense of humor Goose!

  11. Ha woo! "I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!" Goose, you're killin' me! HA woooo!
    Those looked like nice horses. I think I'd like doing nosies with them better than with the bumble bee!

  12. Goose, that bee looks HUGE!! Bee careful (sorry, couldn't resist)! Thanks for the joke, I'm going to use it on Buddy and Lilly now. They'll LOVE it!

    Happy seeing beautiful!

  13. HaHaMeow! We are laffin our bums off over that joke, Goose! That thistle is beautiful even though it's prickly, the bees love it. Seems there's a reason fur efurrything under heaven, prickly or not.

  14. Oh my goodness they are the biggest friends!
    Benny & Lily

  15. BOL, Goose - that was a great joke :)

  16. Woof to you Goose!!!! Who knew what a 4 legged comic genius you were? You never cease to amaze me. Much love to you - XXOO - Mazzie

  17. Hi Goose, I love your two new friends; I respect bees but probably wouldn't want them for friends. You are such a wonderful dude and I'm/we're so thankful to know you and your mom.
    Happy Day.
    Noreen & Hunter

  18. Giddyup,Goose - too funny, that's you! Watch out for that bumblebee - don't want him to snack on your snooter:)

    We haven't found a good stick, but we will keep trying.

    Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning

  19. Some critters just don't appreciate humor!

    Critter Alley

  20. Goose that was a good one, you crack us up. Those are pretty horses.

    The silvers and more

  21. Goose, if you ride one of those horses you can get a picture and enter it in the Olympics. That would be so cool!

    Your friends,

    Murphy & Stanley

  22. You sure are funny Gooose. No wonder my sister goes around talking Goose this and Goose that.

  23. Pretty horses! It's okay if they didn't get your sense of humor, Goose. Horse humor is very unique. :)

  24. Oh, you are a silly Goose! Tell your MOM to give you a couple extra hugs and cuddles tonight cuz we lost our special K... :(

  25. Goose you're a hoot! BOL! Thanks for the laughs and smiles. After hearing about K this morning, I needed some cheering up.

    Waggin at ya,

  26. You should be a comic Love the pictures of you with the horses.

  27. Dearest Goose,
    Your horsing around cracks me up! Yous bee beary funny!