On my way out to the garden I stopped to sniff this cool weed. But the Bumble Bee did not like that very much and chased me. Do you see him there on the right?
"Well hello there. My name is Goose. What's yours?"
"I'm Desperado and that is Miss Kitty."
"She is the biggest Kitty I've ever seen"
"Huh? No no that's her name not her species. We're horses"
"Oh I see. Hey then you'll know the answer to this: what did the horse say that has fallin' and couldn't get up?.....
"I would imagine 'OUCH!"
"OUCH? No, he says, 'I've fallin and I can't giddy-up."'
Bawhahhahhaaa. I crack me up.
"OK I gotta go now." 'Giddy-up', where do I come up with this stuff? It's just a special gift I have. I can't wait to tell MOM that one. I wonder where that Bumble Bee went. I've got a great one about a Bee walking into a bar.
"That is one strange dog"
Olympic Stuff: You still have until July 18th midnight (mountain time) to send me your photos of you with a sick or you and your friends with a stick. You can send them to pastormichelle13@gmail.com. Here is the list of the athletes so far:
Alasandra, Asta, Bert, Buddy and Lilly, Buddy, Corbin, Declan, Finn, Frank, Garth, Humphrey, Hunter, Jake, Iassiter Chase and Benjamin, Lilly, Lily Belle and Muffin, Mazzie, Molly the Wally, Murphy and Stanley, Murphy, Nola, Oskar, Puddles, Roo, Rubie and Scarlet, Rubie, Ryker, Ryker and Friends, Sarge, Shadow, Shawnee and Brodie, Sussie, Sweet William, Tood, Wyatt, Wrigley (Jazzi's friend).
That's 36 athletes. And some athletes are pulling double duty, competing twice for a grand total of 41 entries. WOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO.
If you sent me a photo and do not see your name please contact me. I did check the SPAM box, actually I ate the SPAM (yummmm) and I did not taste any entries in there, but you never know.
If your name is not listed above and you want to compete, just send me your photo. Just make sure I get it by JULY 18th MIDNIGHT Mountain Time. No late entries will be accepted.
Blessings,
Goose
Can't wait to see all the events in BO2012. Love you your meet with the horses. Have a great Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Bwhahahahaha....OH Brudder Goose, you crack me up...I needs a beer nows fur dat one. I wanna heres da joke bouts da bumble bee in a bar. Did it see a Puddles? Hehehehehehe! Okays, I stop now.
ReplyDeletePuddles
Oops, don't see my name.
ReplyDeleteLovies, Miss Mindy
Will you be entering Rubies Equestrian event with these photos Goose?? You are such a cute and beautiful dog Goose! Mum says she loves the photo of you with the houese when your telling the "giddy-up" joke! You look like you are laughing! Ha,Ha!
ReplyDeleteLove and Licks from Frank xxxxxx
BaaaaWaaaah I am laffin my tail off over your super HORSE Joke!!
ReplyDeleteWOW you have a LOT of Athletes in your event... BUTT I am SURE there is room fur MORE..
WHAT?? YOU ATE your SPAM... ?????
Oh Goose, you meet the coolest critters! You got a ton of entries, how awesome is that!!
ReplyDelete.....I've fallin and I can't giddy-up...BOL! Goose you crack me up!!
ReplyDelete~Higgins
Goose, you are one silly boy. Those were a couple of pretty horses.
ReplyDeleteCindy
You have a lovely neighborhood, Goose! Daisy loves meeting horses just as much as you do but she hasn't come up with enough jokes to tell them yet. Maybe she'll borrow yours if that's alright?
ReplyDeleteHa!Ha! You just have the best sense of humor Goose!
ReplyDeleteHa woo! "I've fallen and I can't giddy-up!" Goose, you're killin' me! HA woooo!
ReplyDeleteThose looked like nice horses. I think I'd like doing nosies with them better than with the bumble bee!
Luv,
Dave
Goose, that bee looks HUGE!! Bee careful (sorry, couldn't resist)! Thanks for the joke, I'm going to use it on Buddy and Lilly now. They'll LOVE it!
ReplyDeleteHappy seeing beautiful!
HaHaMeow! We are laffin our bums off over that joke, Goose! That thistle is beautiful even though it's prickly, the bees love it. Seems there's a reason fur efurrything under heaven, prickly or not.
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness they are the biggest friends!
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
BOL, Goose - that was a great joke :)
ReplyDeleteStewey
Woof to you Goose!!!! Who knew what a 4 legged comic genius you were? You never cease to amaze me. Much love to you - XXOO - Mazzie
ReplyDeleteHi Goose, I love your two new friends; I respect bees but probably wouldn't want them for friends. You are such a wonderful dude and I'm/we're so thankful to know you and your mom.
ReplyDeleteHappy Day.
Noreen & Hunter
Giddyup,Goose - too funny, that's you! Watch out for that bumblebee - don't want him to snack on your snooter:)
ReplyDeleteWe haven't found a good stick, but we will keep trying.
Woos - Phantom, Thunder, Ciara, and Lightning
Some critters just don't appreciate humor!
ReplyDeletePat
Critter Alley
Goose that was a good one, you crack us up. Those are pretty horses.
ReplyDeleteThe silvers and more
Goose, if you ride one of those horses you can get a picture and enter it in the Olympics. That would be so cool!
ReplyDeleteYour friends,
Murphy & Stanley
You sure are funny Gooose. No wonder my sister goes around talking Goose this and Goose that.
ReplyDeletePretty horses! It's okay if they didn't get your sense of humor, Goose. Horse humor is very unique. :)
ReplyDeleteOh, you are a silly Goose! Tell your MOM to give you a couple extra hugs and cuddles tonight cuz we lost our special K... :(
ReplyDeleteGoose you're a hoot! BOL! Thanks for the laughs and smiles. After hearing about K this morning, I needed some cheering up.
ReplyDeleteWaggin at ya,
Roo
You should be a comic Goose...lol. Love the pictures of you with the horses.
ReplyDeleteDearest Goose,
ReplyDeleteYour horsing around cracks me up! Yous bee beary funny!
Kisses
Nellie