Don't let my happy face fool you I am very said about this, especially since this was caused by carelessness and foolishness.
Now to happier things------------------------>
So there I was minding my own business. Just kicked back taken a little snooze when who should walk up to me? A squirrel! That's right friends, a squirrel. And not just any squirrel, but a big, red, bandanna wearing squirrel.
So I just pretended to be asleep, all the while plotting my next move. Then BAM!
Got ya. Ya Bret Michael's want-a-be squirrel.
Let me show you what you do to a bandanna wearing squirrel. Pay attention now.
First give him your "you'll be sorry you walk into my living room" snarl.
Then go for the ear.
Then rip his freaky yellow furs from his head
Make sure you always keep his nose pinned to the ground
And keep giving him the snarl and growl. Grrrrrrrrrrr
Finally find a stick and start a fire, it's shish kabob time!
Dinner is at 7. BYOB&C (Beer and Cheetos).