Thursday, February 4, 2016

How to Lengthen a Shirt

Hey All.

Does someone you know need their shirt to be a bit longer?  Well do I have the solution for you.  I would not give out advice without testing it out first, so the following is a controlled test of lengthening a shirt.

Fist find someone wearing a t-shirt.  In this case my momma getting the red ball from under Bert's big doggie bed.

It helps if your subject puts said ball in their shirt.

It also helps to have a ball crazed friend (Bert) grab the ball (while still in the shirt). 

It also helps if your ball crazed friend pins the subject between the doggie bed and a chest while still trying to get the ball (which is still in the shirt).

To make sure the subject can't move or get up you may have to get involved.  Also giving a little kiss on the subjects ear is a nice touch.

The subject may at this point really want to get up, so you may have to take extreme measures by sitting on the subject.

When your pal has released the ball from the shirt the job is done.  At this point feel free to play "I got the ball" with your pal.
 
Lets check out the results.  Yep the subjects t-shirt is almost 6 inches longer.
And there ya have it my friends.  I guarantee this works every time.  Give it a try, I am sure your subject will be over joyed with the results.
Blessings,
Buddy
 

18 comments:

  1. Ha ha ha, maybe you guys could help our humans stretch their tshirts...they must have shrunk in the wash! BOL, yes, we are sure that's it!

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  2. Pawsome...I haf gotta haf a go at that, it looks like GREAT funs
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  3. Hari OM
    Great team stretching there Buddy!!! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  4. Buddy brother you are a genius... that's brilliant... now all mom's can wear their shirts furever&ever because "tooo small" is history now. do you know if that works for suzie quattro memorial pants too?...and can you come with that ball crazed friend to help me on that front?... free greenies inclusive, of course :o)

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  5. BOL! Oh, your momma was attacked by a ball-crazy, shirt-lengthening, pack of dogs. I bet she loved it.

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  6. What a fangtastic idea! Momma has some shirts I know need lengthening!

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  7. Oh, now THAT is a helpful tutorial, Buddy! Thank you - you and Bert make such a great team!
    Our mom wants to know if you have any plans for a "stretching your jeans" tute? Ha roo roo roo.
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

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  8. Oh thats too funny!!! You guys have it down pat!!

    Wags
    Oreo

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  9. THIS is BRILLIANT.... WE should do that to our Dad's Tees... as you all know ...HE sometimes has a GAP between Shirt and Jeans... AKA the old VERTICAL SMILE.... which totally CRACKS Us up... BUTT we digress...
    THAT is a masterful Plan and we LOVE it... Bravo Buddy... and NICE teamwork you all have going there!!!

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  10. Absolutely brilliant, Buddy!!! I loved how you pinned down "the subject" while Bert pulled on the shirt. Great teamwork!

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  11. You two are quite the team! We have to admit, there was a moment where we worried about the structural integrity of your Momma's person, but it looks like you were able to 'fix' her t-shirt without any additional damage!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

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