Tuesday, July 1, 2014

I'm Surrounded by Asses

Hello Friends.

Yes you read the title right... I AM surrounded by asses.  Lots and lots of asses.  The director of St. Anne's Homeless Center sent them home with my MOM for me.  WHAT?!!!!!  It's true.

See I am surrounded.  Let me introduce you.
This is Bad Ass with his tuff donkey vest and Mohawk hair cut. 
Kiss Ass with BIG pink lips.
Smart Ass with his smart bow tie and glasses.
Sorry Ass holding a bouquet of flowers.
And finally Dumb Ass wearing his dunce hat.
Let me tell you friends this is way to many Asses for one Goose to handle.  So here is what I am going to do.  YOU can have one of these Asses for yourself.  Just leave a comment what Ass you want.  Then on Saturday I will let you know if one of these fine Asses will be headed to your home.  If more than one pup or kitty or whatever expresses an interest in the same Ass I will do a simple drawing to see who gets it.  And yes, I will ship them anywhere in the world.  Come on help a brother out and claim your very own Ass.


  1. OMC, my Mommy is dying over here!!!
    Those are adorable!

    Have a wonderful Wednesday, Goose and Mom!

  2. Crikey Goose .... that's hilarious!! All those asses. Mum reckons the sorry ass one has my name all over it. I'm ALWAYS in the dog house over something or other and I'm ALWAYS sorry. Well for about 50 seconds or so anyway!!

  3. dude, how did that happen. I mean where did they all come from. Now you know My Vickie will not let me have anything that I would really love like the pink one, She is such a control freak. But she did want me to tell you she hoped your mom was feeling better cause she sure looked like she was in a lot of pain when she picked you up today. Maybe she needs a "Pain in the.......wait for it......."TOOTH" " one........

  4. BOL! Luv all da asses! I'd love da Kick Ass, since it are pink and so are my room.

    1. Oops! I meant Kiss Ass. Dat are what I get for lettin my momma comment for me after she's had a drink.

  5. Those guys are awesome! My mom says I can be a dumb ass, but I think I am a smart ass, so either one of them will fit for me. Lady Caroline

  6. Me, I likes da Bad Ass... cuz, well... I can be one... bol!

  7. Hari Om
    It has been intimated on the odd occasion that I am something of a smartitude; but what can a gal do? If I knows, I knows... Does Scotland count Goose-ji? There are a lot of stuffies here so Smarty would not want for company! (Only if not forwarded to your fave zookeep that is!) ...and does mom have tootharrghs??? Yeeechh. Hope that gets sorted soon. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  8. We always call Reilly a smart-ass. That would would be perfect for him :)

  9. Wow, so nice of you to share Goose. We would like to enter for either Bad Ass because he is super cute or Kiss Ass because momsters favorite color is PINK. :)


  11. That's too funny Goose! We thought they sent the asses over to help now your lawn (or at least chew on it.)

    We would have to pick Dumb Ass in honor of our Uncle Bob (aka Stinky Fish.) That way when Mommy calls him a dumb ass she can pretend she's talking to the stuffie and he'd be none the wiser.

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  12. That's funny Goose. So nice of you to share.

  13. Hey Goose!
    Wow, this was my biggest laugh of the morning! Asses all around us. BWAR HAR HAR My Mom snorted coffee from her snooter, she laughed so hard. What a funny collection and I love the names.
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Pol Comm

  14. Oh Goose guess what my mom comes home from work each and every night and says the very same fing!!! yes, the very same thing, but she toles us hers isn't as colorful as yours, so we would haf to pick the smart ass one!!!
    stella rose

  15. OMD OMD OMD GOOOOOOOOOOSE you are Killin us here this morning... This is the GREATEST Post of the Year... Who would EVER have thought that you would be UP TO YOUR NOSE in ASSES???? OMD OMD OMD.... Buddy this is HILARIOUS...
    LAFFIN our... ASSES off over it.
    Now about the give away of ONE of your Asses... (is that EVEN PAWSIBLE?)...
    See we can tell that these are all BIG ASSES... and we are Small dogs.. So since you don't have a HALF ASS... we will not enter the give away...
    BUTT I (Frankie Furter) would like fur you to consider a MIDDLE name or LAST name fur One of these guys... Could you call Dumb Ass.... Dumb Ass ERNIE???
    Just askin.

  16. NOW to imPAWtant thingys... We see that your mom has a pain in her toof. So sorry to hear that... Has she not been brushing with Chicken Flavored Paste? THAT keeps US from having teefs pain...
    Well, we HOPE and Pray that the Pain in her toof goes away...
    Beclaws we hear that Toof Pain is a REAL Pain in the ASS... Just sayin and Keepin with the THEME here. POTP fur your mom.

  17. We are kinda partial to the kiss ass...

    Monty and Harlow

  18. love the names.. i can think of one or two people those names fit.. LOL... not thanks but this is a great idea.

  19. Oh Goose this is just too funny and BOL at Frankie - haaa haaa half ass!!!!!!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  20. Those are the cutest asses we have ever seen
    Lily & Edward

  21. hahahaha... I sometimes feel the same brother! But the asses around you are supercute! The smartass reminds me of my momma hahahahaha

  22. OMD, those are so pawesome!! I loves all of them, but I think I'd love the Smart Ass the best.

  23. Those are some mighty CUTE asses!

  24. DOOD !!! we iz crackin up ☺ thiz post bee hilarious ~~~ when de food serviss gurl furst saw de title...her said...mee two...coz her iz like at werk sneekin round blogger N azzez surround her frum all directions N guarantee none oh em R az kewl az theeze asses !!! hope ewe iz feelin aye oh kay♥♥♥

  25. That is great Goose! We bet your asses are all gone now!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  26. OMG - that is awesome!!! we would love that smart ass (mom muttered something about putting him on her desk at work)

  27. BOL!!!!! OMD, those are so funny Goose!!! I thinks Ma has called me each and every one of those names!!! I thinks I'm gonna put my name in for the Sorry Ass!! Cause, well, that's is what Ma has been lately!!! BOL!!! Shhhhh, don't tell her I said that, k?
    Ruby ♥

  28. Bwaaa ha ha! I want the Kiss Ass! I am sure you can guess why! Those are a riot!


  29. We love Sorry Ass - lady uses that expression all the time when we aren't listening!

  30. I love ALL of your asses, Goose! But, I fear that my stuffy-killing dogs would murder any ass who came in our house. Darn - that means we can't help you out (because I'm sure you don't want any of your asses murdered!).

  31. Oh. My. Dawg. If blogville ever had a "post of the year" contest I am mominating thos one. Not sure what we were expecting whem we saw the title but HA!!! You got us.

  32. Ha roo roo roo!!!! Oh, Goose, those ALL just crack us up! Thank you - you gave our mom a VERY big smile! We love them ALL!!! (But stuffies are not safe around us. We have to be honest!)
    Yours sincerely,
    Margaret Thatcher

  33. Oh my gosh Goose-- Bad Ass is just too Pawsome for words!

  34. Goose, your asses are all pretty cute!

    Happy and safe 4th of July

    Loveys Sasha