Friday, July 4, 2014

Ass Winners

Hello Friends.

The day you have waited for is here!  I had no idea that so many needed an Ass in their lives.  You all came through to help a brother out and I thank you.  

All my Asses are ready to go to their new homes. Can you see the excitement on their faces?  I'm pretty excited as you can see.  Let's get to the winners, shall we.
First up is Smart Ass.  I have to say that I was shocked at how many of you wanted a Smart Ass in you life.  I am not sure what that says about my readers/followers butt the winner of Smart Ass is........... Lady Caroline from Zooperson!! 

Up next is Sorry Ass.  Crikey (did I say that right?) our winner is Charlie Down Under!!
Dumb Ass's new home will be with Lovable Lilly!!  Hey give Grandpa Bob a nose poke for me. 
Bad Ass will taking his bad self to Finley the Westie's crib. 

And last but in no way least, Kiss Ass will be giving Kisses to Harlow and Monty.  I gave Kisses a special kiss to give their momma.
Thank you, thank you friends for taking all these Asses off my paws.  Now I can kick back and enjoy my beer without all those Asses getting up in my face and tipping over my beer.
Oh yea that's the good stuff. 
If all you winners could please email me at pastormichelle13(at)gmail (dot) com and give me your shipping address I will get right on stuffing all those Asses in boxes and ship them to you right away.  Hahaha I just thought about all those Asses in boxes, boxes full of WOOOOOOOOOP Asses.  Bawhahahhaa.  I'll have to drink to that one.




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  2. Ok...trying again...BOL! crack us up! Definitely drink to that! Congrats to all the winners!

  3. Hari Om
    Slainte dear Goose - good choices there and as always you show your love, wisdom; steady on the amber stuff though, in case you fall asses over ears... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  4. Oh they will have tons of fun in their new homes, I'm sure! And now all the asses are boxed and you can enjoy a cool beer, yes! I never had a beer, mom said I'm freaky enough even when I'm not drunken...

  5. Yay! Thank you!

    Congratulations to everyone!

    Monty and Harlow

  6. We are so happy that you found homes fur them. Did they ASSure you they would be GOOD Homes? We ASSume they will be ASSult Free. Will they keep in Contact? Perhaps form a Pre Owned by "GOOSE" ASSociation? They could have a Saying... "this ASS was GOOSEd".
    When you take them to the Post Office will you say, "Gotta get these ASSes Outta town?"
    Are you sure that their departure won't leave a HOLE in your stuffie population?
    PeeS... be SURE to box them up carefully... Got to Cover your ASS, you know.

  7. YEA! Congratulations to all of the winners!
    We love that you gave Kiss Ass a kiss for Monty and Harlow's mom! You're so sweet, Goose!

  8. CONGRATS to all the winners!!! WoooHooo!!! they are gonna have some FABulous new homes fursure!!! Nows, pass me a cold one Goose!
    Ruby ♥

  9. Great job spreading your asses around!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  10. How cute. So glad yous feelin' bettew.

    Luv ya'


  11. The title of this post, and the names of the asses were just TOO funny!

  12. OMD Goose! We won, we won!! We can't wait to meet Dumb Ass (the stuffy one, bcuz we already know a real life dumb ass, tee~hee~hee.) We will be so excited to meet him in person.

    You bet will give Grandpa Bob a BIG hello from you!

    We will e-mail you our addy shortly.

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  13. Yippee!! I won!! I won!! I can ASSure ya dat Bad Ass has found an good home here wiff me... there won't be no ASSasinations of dis Bad Ass, no harrASSment... ya can ASSume dat I will ASSist him in his ASSimilation into our KickASS ASSemblage...bol! bol! Thanks, Goose!!!

  14. Too much fun going on here!!!!
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

  15. Hi Y'all!

    Sounds like y'all have already had enough!

    By the way, Humans came home tonight so excited 'cause they'd met two sweet gals just like you!!! and she said they were so SOFT!!! (their hair) (mine is sort of wiry and rough feeling) They're both therapy dogs and the same age as me.

    Hope y'all are havin' a great holiday weekend!

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  16. Crikey Goose .... You picked me!!!!!! I can't believe it ..... I've NEVER won anything before. I'm so excited and I promise to look after my Sorry Ass. You got the crikey right too, mate!! Fair dinkum .... you'll be an honourable Aussie in no time! Mum says we'll take Sorry Ass on all our road trips so you can see all the fun we'll be having together. Blimey ..... I can't believe I won. Thankyou so much Goose. Mum will send my details soon.

  17. I am sooooo happy that Smart Ass is coming to my house! I have instructed my dumb ass brothers that he is all mine and I can turn into a kick ass gal in a mere second if they have trouble remembering. Actually, I am just messing with them, cuz I share my stuffs, just want to keep them on their toes. Lady Caroline