The day you have waited for is here! I had no idea that so many needed an Ass in their lives. You all came through to help a brother out and I thank you.
All my Asses are ready to go to their new homes. Can you see the excitement on their faces? I'm pretty excited as you can see. Let's get to the winners, shall we.
First up is Smart Ass. I have to say that I was shocked at how many of you wanted a Smart Ass in you life. I am not sure what that says about my readers/followers butt the winner of Smart Ass is........... Lady Caroline from Zooperson!!
Up next is Sorry Ass. Crikey (did I say that right?) our winner is Charlie Down Under!!
Dumb Ass's new home will be with Lovable Lilly!! Hey give Grandpa Bob a nose poke for me.
Bad Ass will taking his bad self to Finley the Westie's crib.
And last but in no way least, Kiss Ass will be giving Kisses to Harlow and Monty. I gave Kisses a special kiss to give their momma.
Thank you, thank you friends for taking all these Asses off my paws. Now I can kick back and enjoy my beer without all those Asses getting up in my face and tipping over my beer.
Oh yea that's the good stuff.
If all you winners could please email me at pastormichelle13(at)gmail (dot) com and give me your shipping address I will get right on stuffing all those Asses in boxes and ship them to you right away. Hahaha I just thought about all those Asses in boxes, boxes full of WOOOOOOOOOP Asses. Bawhahahhaa. I'll have to drink to that one.