I need to ask ya all somethin'. This morning my momma said somethin' about needing a bath. A bath??? I told her I did not think she smelled that bad. But then she picked me up and put ME in the tub.
Seriously, really? Does this happen to all of you too?
Momma said that all dogs get baths every now and then. Really? And she even added the my friend Bert gets a bath every single week!!
I told her that is not a very convincing argument for baths. Bert is after all the legendary Golden Beaver. But I was a good boy and just stood there as my momma sang to me some silly bath time song. I think she totally made it up. But before you know it...
The bath was over and momma was toweling me off, and rubbing my belly and singing another silly song. She can be a special kind of crazy. Then she told me that Mr. Penguin would be very proud of me. Oh yea Mr. Penguin.....
So I went and got him and when I picked him up HE started singing some silly song, although his version had a lot of squeaks in it.
I asked momma if I could take Mr. Penguin outside. She said I could as long as I stayed clean.
Yea I'll stay clean, not sure about Mr. "I love water" Penguin.
Ha Ha this is what I call getting blow dried the Buddy way. You just take your water loving Penguin for a run. Hehe.I have my suspicions about getting a bath every now and then. Does this happen to ya all? Bert you cannot answer, because you too are some special kind of crazy. I mean really dude a bath A WEEK!!