Friday, October 23, 2015

Buddy meets Satan

Hey All.

I know that is a scary title, but it is Halloween time after all.  Momma says I need to warn F&E that they may want to hold on to their furs and close their eyes.  On Friday I was at Bert's place, I normally don't go there on Friday's but momma had some stuffs to do and I could not go with her.  Of course I am all to happy to go to Bert's place, I love it there. 

So there I was in the main house with Bert and his siblings and his momma, just minding my own business checking out this leaf I brought into the house.  When I got a funny feeling, a strange feeling, a feeling I was being watched.  Then I heard "The Voice".  "Be careful little brother, you are about to encounter something that is beyond explanation, something not of this world."  The "Voice" I have come to know as my angel brother, Goose.  But what could he mean?

Insert some really creepy, un-nerving music here.  I felt it, that feeling "The Voice" warned me about.

"This is Allred little brother.  He is also know as Satan, Beelzebub, Destroyer of Dogs.  Tread lightly little brother, tread lightly.  Keep a WIDE birth from this one less you become his latest victim". 

What on earth is angel Goose talking about.  It's just a cat.  I like cats.  Cats like me.  The air must be thin at the Rainbow Bridge and making my angel brother light in the head.

I went in for a closer look at this "Satan".  Bert just laid there in fear. 

Why this is no "Destroyer of Dogs".  Allred rub up against my nose, I think I even heard him purrrrr.  Last time I checked Satan does not purrrrrr. 

I then tried to return the favor and give him a little nose rub too.  By now Bert has left the building.  I don't get it.  What is all the scary fuss about with this sweet kitty cat.

THEN something happened. 

Right before my eyes, it was like the world started to spin real fast, I swear there was flashes of lightening. 

I was frozen with fear!  What was this??!!!!!!  I wanted to move but I couldn't.  It had a frightening hold on me.

"I told you little brother" the 'Voice' said.  "Get out of there as fast as you can". 

Oh My Good Lord!!!!  "BERTTTTTTT!  Help me!"  Help did not come.  Bert just looked on from the door outside.  He said something about ALWAYS listen to the 'Voice'.  I did make it outside safe and sound.  Well mostly sound.  Bert just said, "Dude welcome to my world, I live with that every single day." 

Then my momma came to get me.  I told her all about Allred, Satan, Destroyer of Dogs.  And like all good mommas she held me and told me it was all going to be ok.  That Allred was just misunderstood.  And she told me stories about back in the day when Allred was just a young Satan....errrr she meant young kit cat.  WHAT????  He was scarier than this?????  Momma asked if he hurt me.  Well no he didn't.  Just scared me.  And the truth is he did punch me in the face a couple of times, BUT he did not have his claws of death out.  He just batted me a few times with NO claws.  And he did after all let me sniff him.  Maybe he IS just misunderstood.  He is after all a cat living with 30 or more dogs, that can't be easy.  Hummmmmm there sure is a lot of things to think about here. 


  1. If he kept his claws in, he wuzn't dat scary.

  2. Wow - that would be scary! My foster Mom had cats and they were OK. Here - it's just me and Mom and Dad. I like having them all to myself.

    Abby ab

  3. Hari OM
    Strewth Buddy, that was a close call methinks! Allred surely is a cool customer if he can move around with thirty dogs in his territory... well, a clawless biff is just him lettin' ya know the boundaries is all. All is well when you get huggahuggies like that from momma at the end of the dya! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  4. Buddy that was a close call.
    I am glad you didn't get hurt.
    the voice warned you.
    xo Cinnamon

  5. Listen to the Voice, Buddy! Always listen to the Voice! Fortunately, the Voice I hear comes from great-brother Zim who was a BLAST!!!
    Yours sincerely,

  6. If you listen closely, Buddy, the Murphy voice may also try to warn you. His nose received a pretty good slice at the hands of the Satanic feline -- the difference is that he didn't care. The potential thrill of a good sniff of the Allred was worth the probable agony of defeat!

  7. NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooo BUDDY... Do NOT trust that Evil Allred... NOT one BIT.... he Scares the POOPS outta us... and some Pees too...
    OMD OMD we do NOT know how Bert has survived...
    BUTT... BUTT we WILL admit that when Allred Came BACK from his...(trial visit.. Down Under... and we are NOT talkin Australia) WE WERE glad to see him.. BUTT from a VERY SAFE DISTANCE..

    BE CAREFUL Buddy... he is NOT to be trusted... esp. when the Moon is Full or Waxing or Waning or Dark... Just sayin... Keep your DISTANCE from the Devil...

  8. Oh, Buddy -- when I first moved here, I had been used to cats, too, but Sixpence and Tigger were mad that Cody had left them (they had grown up with her) and so they used to corner me and give me the stink eye. They don't do it any more, thank dogness!!!!

    ttfn and toodle pip


  9. Hmm, what is all the fuss about? I'm the boss of the cats around here! But boy are they grumpy sometimes.


  10. We were holding our breath and glad to see you survived your first encounter with Allred.

  11. Oh my dawg thank goodness mom ended the day with a big hug. That big lion Satan must've been so scary you poor baby
    Lily & Edward

  12. Oh Buddy. I think that you're right - Allred might be misunderstood. I do remember a photo of him SNUGGLING with a dog (I can't remember if it was Bert or Goose).

    I absolutely love the photo of you and your momma hugging like crazy at the end of your scary day.

  13. Dear Buddy.
    Wes not meeted yet. Yous comed to lives with your Mommy when me was not with my Mommy. Alas mes no longer blogs...but right now mes visiting my Mommy and Mommy is helping mes post (and maybe writes a post or 2) and when mes readed that yous meeted my Lover Boy Allred, mes just HAD to writes yous.
    Allred is NOT Evil, hes just a cat from Hell (like mes!!!)
    Me thinks yous doing a great job keeping your Mommy happy and Don't Worry, all us Cats from Hell is like Allred!
    Lots of Nellie Kisses for Goose's little brother! (and mes must say yous is one handsome boy with a beautiful smile!)
    Nellie Bellie

  14. Our Mom says that she didn't think he was really Satan, but we have a feeling Satan wanted something from her and was being nice to her. We've heard Goose's stories about Allred the Evil, and we've heard Bert's stories, and we think you are lucky to have escaped with most of your furs intact!

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  15. Oh man!!! Buddy, you are one lucky dude!!! That is one kitteh I wouldn't get near! Not even with my secret weapon..slobber! No siree Bob!
    ALWAYS listen to the 'Voice'...always.
    Ruby ♥
    pees: maybe you should gets a catcher's mask..☺

  16. OK, Buddy, time to set the record straight. Allred is a pussycat and he is a great favourite of ours. He has character and we think great injustice has been done to him with those nicknames. It is clear from his behaviour that Allred really liked you, but he just wanted to make sure you do realise that CATS RULE. OK, Buddy?

    The Chans (Tommy's sibs)

  17. Awwww....Bless his heart!! That is one scary kit cat! Hope Buddy didn't have any nightmares!

  18. MOL MOL MOL MOL BUDDY...take this advice from an expert....very very very distant kissin' cussin of Satan...cats can turn on you in a don't even have to do anything...they just have a agenda and it changes as do their rules. They march to their own purr beat. Good news is he marked you with his scent when he got all cuddly. Always always listen to THE Voice of will not lead you astray.
    Hugs Madi(son)D. Cat

  19. Until recently we lived with a cat, they are a bit scary. We understand.

  20. Buddy, Bert is right, that voice is right and Goose is always there to watch over you. boy, that was a scary meet&greet (I imagined the music of the shower room part of alfred hitchcocks movie). I'm glad you are back in the arms of your mom without a CATtoo.

  21. Whew . . . you faced down death! You do need to listen to the voice. It will keep you safe. Good thing the nose punches were sans death claws!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  22. Angel Goose tried to warn you. I don't know much of Allred, but Angel Sasha did tell me some scary stories. I am glad you are ok and you were so brave. Now you know to be on guard next time.

    Ziggy Out!!

  23. Hehehe maybe he's just a bit wary of dogs,xx Speedy

  24. Hi Y'all!

    Mama hugs are the best!

    Y'all come on by,
    Hawk aka BrownDog