I know that is a scary title, but it is Halloween time after all. Momma says I need to warn F&E that they may want to hold on to their furs and close their eyes. On Friday I was at Bert's place, I normally don't go there on Friday's but momma had some stuffs to do and I could not go with her. Of course I am all to happy to go to Bert's place, I love it there.
So there I was in the main house with Bert and his siblings and his momma, just minding my own business checking out this leaf I brought into the house. When I got a funny feeling, a strange feeling, a feeling I was being watched. Then I heard "The Voice". "Be careful little brother, you are about to encounter something that is beyond explanation, something not of this world." The "Voice" I have come to know as my angel brother, Goose. But what could he mean?
Insert some really creepy, un-nerving music here. I felt it, that feeling "The Voice" warned me about.
"This is Allred little brother. He is also know as Satan, Beelzebub, Destroyer of Dogs. Tread lightly little brother, tread lightly. Keep a WIDE birth from this one less you become his latest victim".
What on earth is angel Goose talking about. It's just a cat. I like cats. Cats like me. The air must be thin at the Rainbow Bridge and making my angel brother light in the head.
I went in for a closer look at this "Satan". Bert just laid there in fear.
Why this is no "Destroyer of Dogs". Allred rub up against my nose, I think I even heard him purrrrr. Last time I checked Satan does not purrrrrr.
I then tried to return the favor and give him a little nose rub too. By now Bert has left the building. I don't get it. What is all the scary fuss about with this sweet kitty cat.
THEN something happened.
Right before my eyes, it was like the world started to spin real fast, I swear there was flashes of lightening.
I was frozen with fear! What was this??!!!!!! I wanted to move but I couldn't. It had a frightening hold on me.
"I told you little brother" the 'Voice' said. "Get out of there as fast as you can".
Oh My Good Lord!!!! "BERTTTTTTT! Help me!" Help did not come. Bert just looked on from the door outside. He said something about ALWAYS listen to the 'Voice'. I did make it outside safe and sound. Well mostly sound. Bert just said, "Dude welcome to my world, I live with that every single day."
Then my momma came to get me. I told her all about Allred, Satan, Destroyer of Dogs. And like all good mommas she held me and told me it was all going to be ok. That Allred was just misunderstood. And she told me stories about back in the day when Allred was just a young Satan....errrr she meant young kit cat. WHAT???? He was scarier than this????? Momma asked if he hurt me. Well no he didn't. Just scared me. And the truth is he did punch me in the face a couple of times, BUT he did not have his claws of death out. He just batted me a few times with NO claws. And he did after all let me sniff him. Maybe he IS just misunderstood. He is after all a cat living with 30 or more dogs, that can't be easy. Hummmmmm there sure is a lot of things to think about here.Blessings,