Sunday, September 29, 2013

Mamma Mia Mischief

Hello Friends.

Where to begin.  I guess the beginning is a good place.  Last night my MOM decided to make a pizza.  Oh how I love her pizzas.  Mamma Mia would be impressed.  She starts with a thinner than a cracker crust from scratch.  Then the homemade pizza sauce made from the tomatoes and garlic from the garden.  It's topped with fresh tomatoes, onions (I don't get to eat those), olives, yellow and orange peppers, pepperoni, AND bacon.  Well it's turkey bacon, butt still it's bacon.  And it's all topped off with two kinds of cheeses.  Are you drooling yet?  Believe me there was a puddle under me while it was baking.  I know what your saying, "So where is the mischief in all this Goose?"  "Did she temped you and then not give you a slice?"  Oh I got a slice my friends, and I have the photos to prove it.  Just scroll down.















This is so wrong!  Do you see this?  My MOM hung a slice on my nose!!
 
Here is a close up for you. 
Do you think this is some for of torture?  Should I call the ASCPA? Seriously I have pizza HANGING from my nose!
 

This is what happens when a MOM does not get enough sleep. 
 
And after all of this I did not get to eat this slice of pizza goodness.  MOM did give me the pizza bone part and I got a bit of cheese and veggies.  Oh and I got to lick the sauce off my snooter.  If you ask me I should have gotten at least half the pizza (minus the onions). 
So there ya have it friends, todays mischief is brought to you by my MOM. 
Blessings,
Goose

42 comments:

  1. Whoa, Goose my friend...I would have ripped that slice right off my nose and devoured it! You are a very good boy for not having done that!! ;-) Hehe! Such restraint! I hope you enjoyed the delicious cheese and veges though!

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  2. Wow - goose you are amazing!!! Love mom's mischief. Steve shared this description. Thanks for providing us some laughter!

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  3. Your MOM is full of mischief! Tell her to get some sleep!!

    Bart, Ruby and Otto

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  4. Goose there is no way anyone could ever get a slice of pizza on my nose without me just gobbling it down. It does not seem right that you didn't get to eat that entire piece. Did your mom just throw it away or even worse she ate it after it was hanging on your nose?!!! That would be so wrong. Your mom sure is a silly one.

    Walter

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  5. Your Mom has a pawsitively wicked sense of humor, Goose. But that, is just plain outrage. MOL!

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  6. LOL that is not on my fine friend. You should have hot the whole slice for posing so nicely. Peeps for you. Have a marvellous Monday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  7. bawahwhahhwhawa what has your Mommy done to you, too funny Goose, can I give you a kiss..NOM NOM xxooxxx


    Mollie and Alfie

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  8. Ohhhhh poor Goose, your Momma is so naughty!
    I can not believe that you didnt get to eat the slice of pizza from your nose just got to lick the sauce off, its so wrong! You should have had your Momma make you your own pizza! I must say that you are ever so well behaved, that pizza slice would have been off my snooter and into my mouth quick as a shot without being told that I could eat it!!
    Too much mischief from your Momma today!
    Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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  9. GOOSE, I MADI, MAYORESS OF BLOGVILLE, NOW DECLARE YOU, GOOSE,
    K9 WITH THE MOST TALENTED NOSE IN BLOGVILLE. WHAT ON EARTH DID YOUR MOM PROMISE TO KEEP YOU IF YOU KEPT YOU MONTH CLOSED.

    TELL YOUR MOM THAT WAS ONE FINE LOOKING PIZZA TOO!!
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  10. Well it does seem like you should have gotten that one slice...now I don't like most pizza, I know probably only American who doesn't, but the homemade sauce and crust does sound delish.

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  11. Oh no Goose that is just wrong...lol. And you didn't even get that piece!

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  12. OH GOOSE.... we are TOTALLY Embarrassed to admit this... butt WE actually LAUGHED our TAILS off at your Pictures..
    Your mom's Pizza looks soooooooooo delicious and very nutritious too!!!

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  13. HYSTERICAL! I can practically see your MOM's reflection in your eyes and I know that her smiles made you infinitely more happy than a slice of pizza ever could. Happy eating...err...seeing beautiful!

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  14. Aww Goosie, mama was too full of mischief. You are such a good son to show so much self restraint. Have a good day.

    Janice, Snuggles, Sassy, and Dixie

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  15. OH Wow, who knew you could look so handsome wearing a pizza slice, maybe this could be a Christmas card, a decorated Goose... this is real mischief for sure....when we eat pizza out at the Hungry Howies Pizza buffet, we save the hard crust and bring them home for Jake and baby... no tomato sauce just the crust.

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  16. How in the heck did you contain yourself! I would have grabbed that pizza and run like the wind!

    Your pal, Pip

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  17. the sad eyes said it all - that was torture for sure

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  18. Goose, how in the world did you contain from eating that Pizza! Now that is control
    hugs
    Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  19. Goose, you should have devoured on that pizza. I would have. The worst mom did was stick sticker on my nose. Yours was too funny. Tell your mom to get some sleep.

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  20. WEll we thinks goose that she should have made half the pizza for you and half for her, and yes, that photo is definitely damaging to your moms credentials...we love pizza bones at our house also, but they cos some really bad fights sometimes and it makes our mom really mad at us.
    stella rose

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  21. You had Pizza on your nose and you didn't get that piece? Wow that's hard. Call the ASCPA.. or no, call the pizza guy! Once my mom made pizza just for me, with spelt flour and baby food and mozzarella. She worked for 87 hours. Or more. Guess what happened? I said Barrrks! and walked away :o)

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  22. Cutefoto, but courageous dog to eat no immidiately the Pizza, greeting from Belgium

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  23. Oh, dear Goose! Your mom tortures you! We know she loves you a lot, but wow! We feel for you.

    Ruthie and Bella the Rat Terrier princess

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  24. Oh Goose you are so good at not eating the pizza and your mum so cruel doing that to you. heheh. You are a wonderful dog.

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  25. Torture! We are calling the authorities
    Benny & Lily

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  26. Oh dog! How exactly did you survive that? I wouldn't have been able to help myself and would have gone on a pizza eating rampage!
    Dina

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  27. Oh Goosie, I simply can't believe your mom didn't share even though it probably wouldn't be the best for you to eat. Maybe she can make a small crust and put some veges on it just for you. I also can't believe what a good fellow you are not to eat it up-you are only one guy that I know who could refrain.
    Wags, Noreen & Hunter

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  28. What? After all that you didn't get to eat the pizza? NO FAIR!

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  29. Oh, GOOSE!!! How COULD she?!!? Don't move - I'll be RIGHT OVER to help you with that! Oh, sure, sure, I'll spit out the onions - never fear! Now hang on -- I'll be there as fast as my legs can carry me!
    Cammie!

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  30. Goose!!!! What the heck happened there dude?! You gots somethin' on your snooter that looks to be some tasty foodables!!!! I'll be right overs to help you with that.....
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  31. I could see the torment in your eyes, Goose! BTW, Mom's pizza looks delicious. I love the ultra-thin crust kind!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  32. I could see the torment in your eyes, Goose! BTW, Mom's pizza looks delicious. I love the ultra-thin crust kind!

    Pat
    Critter Alley

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  33. Hi Y'all!

    No wonder you look so sad! Just for the record, in your place I would have swatted that off with my paw and gobbled it down before my Human could get to me! She would have been tryin' to pry it out of my jaws!

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

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  34. oh goose, your MOM is too funny but you are crazy patient! how much willpower did it take to just leave that pizza slice hanging on your nose?
    wags, bailey unleashed

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  35. That was a LOT of mischief from your Mom.
    Thanks for your lovely comments on Winnie's (now Monkey's) blog.

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  36. What I don't get is how you were able to control yourself. I would have made that hanging slice vanish so fast it would never have known what hit it.

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  37. OMD, she hung a slice on your nose, and you didn't even get to EAT it?!?!?! That is SO WRONG! Dog abuse!!

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  38. Goose! That is just WRONG on so many levels! How do you contain yourself... that would've been gone before my mom could turn on her stupid flashy!

    Mabel Lou

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  39. Oh we are drooling pizza is our favorite you are a super dog how oh how do you do that

    urban hounds

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