MOM says the photo below is my mischief that gave her a heart attack.
I don't see what the big deal is. I am just looking over this drop off down to the river below. There was something down there that looked VERY interesting. OK so I may have, might have, was considering jumping off to the water below. Maybe.
It's not that far, really.
MOM was going on about "what if you slipped and fell into the rapids below."
Well DUH! That's why you bring your buddy Bert along. He would jump in after me just like that (imagine me snapping my toes). He'd be in there so fast I bet I would not even hit the water before he swooped in to save me.
Mischief, really MOM? Sheeesh.