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Goosie what you got there?
Is Cheeto stuck in the couch?
Yummm....a Yea... Stuck. I was just trying to get him out.
Wow, he is all the way under the couch cushion.
Now how did Cheeto get all the way under the couch cushion?
I don't know. Maybe he just needed to get away.
Why would Cheeto need to get away?
[at this point MOM pulled Cheeto out from underneath the couch cushion. It is here that I must Warn you again]
Oh my goodness! MOM look! Cheeto's leg has come detached from his body.
How did that happen?
I don't know. Oh this is terrible.
Goose, are you sure you don't know why his leg is ripped off and he was stuffed under the couch?
I wish I knew. Maybe, maybe he stopped a pack of squirrels from entering the house and in his heroic effort he lost his leg.
A pack of squirrels?
That or maybe he crawled under the cushion when he heard the squirrles coming in and his leg got stuck and he had to gnaw his leg off to get unstuck.
Gnawed his leg off? Maybe the squirrels gnawed it off to free him.
Yea, OK. Let's go with that.
Maybe if I lick it we can stick his leg back on again.
Haha. I don't think that will work.
But, I feel bad for him. He gave his leg to save our lives from the evil squirrels. Can we fix him please? Can we call Dr. Carolyn? Remember she fixed Sneaky Snake when he lost his eye.
I'll call her in the morning.
OK Cheeto, you just rest comfortably under the table and in a couple of days you'll be good as new. You don't remember anything do you?
Oh good. I mean, it's probably best you can't remember. Just rest now.