Whoa is me.
I don't even know where to begin. I think my MOM has lost it. She called me over and she had that tone in her voice. You might know that tone... you know the kind of tone that says, "Oh Goosie, I've got something for you." And you know by the way she says it that it just can't be good.
And I was right. It was bad enough that I had to wear this on my head the other night. Butt this.... this is not cool. She has gone to far. You might be thinking, "Well Goose it couldn't get any worse."
Well you would be WRONG.
Way wrong. Now I was thinking, "This is as bad as it gets."
Guess again. Some of you may remember that I had to wear these jingle bells on my tail last Christmas. They were on my TAIL! And now they are on my nose! Friends pray for my MOM's sanity to return. I don't even want to think what could be next.