This past Saturday at my church we had our annual Fun Run and Walk and Chili Cook-Off to benefit our Veteran's Home. Everyone had a GREAT time and tons of green papers was raised for our wonderful Veterans. BUTT one thing did happen that well.... it had a direct effect on me. Seems that one of MOM's friends had a gift for me. You know I love gifts, butt really... I am just speechless. Let me show you.
It's a shark costume! I am not amused.
Seriously what was MOM's friend thinking? I am a Silverymistywiem, not a shark. I mean water is nice and all, butt I do not want to spend my life in the wet stuff. BUTT I know someone who would LOVE to spend his life in water.
My buddy Bert. As a very wise Wiem once said (my brother Easy), "Misery shared is misery halved."
Butt just look at him!!!!! He is so loving being a shark. So much for misery shared.
Hahahhaha Butt I gotta admit, he makes a great land shark. {insert Jaws theme music here}.
Funny things is Bert's head is so big (insert your own joke here) his head won't fit into the costume. Bawhahhahhaa
Oh butt don't you worry friends. I will get my MOM back for this. I'm just going to wait right here in the shower for her to step in. She will be so scared when she sees Goose Shark she may never step in the shower again.
Hehehehhehhe, oh I can't wait to see the look on her face. I bet it will be even better than when a mouse jumped in there with her. Hahhahhahha,
Blessings,
Goose
Tee heeee! You are too cute in that shark outfit! And Bert really does seem to enjoy it!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh boy. Don't scare your mama too bad!!!
ReplyDeleteY'all both look so cute in da shark costume!
ReplyDeleteLOL now that is one shark attack mum might enjoy if it involves lots of slobbery kisses Goose. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Yikes! You better not scare MOM too bad Goose!! Have to admit Bert looks pretty good as a landshark!! xo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeletewow imagine Bert would wear that costume in summer while swimming in a lake... bet we could read about that adventure in the news the next day hahahaha. I think the costume fits to a Weimaraner, do you remember as we were puppies and punched holes in all things with our sharp teeth? and btw. yesterday I would be happy with that costume, we had tons of rain and I was wet as a river rat. as we ran home, a race car came along the street, hit a giant puddle and gave the Weimaraner and his momma the shower of their life... now we both look silvermistygrey :o)
ReplyDeletesmiling now, make that grinning now, the two of you are soooooo cute in that shark costume... laughed all the way through. you scare her good Goose. and don't forget, a shark never stops moving...
ReplyDeleteYou are so funny and scary at the same time.
ReplyDeletexo Cinnamon
we think it suited Bert very well - maybe just re gift it him permanently :)
ReplyDeleteGoose, we feel your pain. Why is mom so excited about something we hate?
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
BaaaaaWaaaah LAND SHARK .... LAND SHARK... OMD Goose you MUST admit that you look SUPER in the clawstoom.. Come ON... Admit it.
ReplyDeleteBert looks fine in it... butt you ... you look SUPER.
OMD your mom will be SCARED outta her skin when she goes to shower...
Ha HA! you do look good in that costume Goose! We would love to see your Mom's face when she gets in the shower with Goose Shark!
ReplyDeletehugs
Mr Bailey & Hazel
Goose you think the shark is embarrassing, wait until you see my howlaween costume!
ReplyDeleteMason
Goose, you look very handsome as a Land Shark butt we can tell you are not amused!!!
ReplyDeleteWinston, Chloe and Cecil!
Yes, wait for the right time Goose!!!
ReplyDeleteYou make a cute shark Goose!
ReplyDeleteI think Bert should wear that costume when you go swimming next time. You do look cute as a shark Goosie.
ReplyDeleteYou do look cute Goose! But I love your idea of scaring your mom! And, the idea of Bert swimming in that costume!
ReplyDeleteThat is such a pawesome costume!
ReplyDeleteMonty and Harlow
Must say Bert looks more at home as a shark than you do, aye, Goose??
ReplyDeleteThat is super-funny!
ReplyDeleteOh, Goose, you are such a good boy to put up with all the stuff your mum asks you to do. If I lived in your house, I think I'd never step in the shower again - without hearing 'dum-dum dum-dum dum-dum' (the 'shark is coming' music;-). That would be it for me. No more showers.
ReplyDeleteBella Snugglebutt and Ruthie (the human) - neither of whom ever writes in our blog
We laughed until we cried Goose! That was the BEST ever!!
ReplyDeleteNow we have the Jaws song stuck in our heads.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
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