Tuesday, March 18, 2014

A Funny Thing Happened...

Hello Friends.

A funny thing happened at Bert's place the other day.  Well I didn't find it humorous. As normal my MOM came to pick me up after she left St. Anne's Homeless Shelter.  Nothing funny about that.  All us doggies give her a BIG greeting when she drives up.  Sometimes that can be funny.  Then she comes inside and loves on all of us doggies.  Butt on this particular day she loved on someone else.

That's right she was holding paws with Allred (the devil cat).  She was petting him and talking to him.  That's more frightening than funny.
I tried to warn her.  "MOM that is Allred!  It is best to keep your distance.  Back away now and no one, no doggie will get hurt." 
Did she listen?  Nooooooo.  She calls me over so I can talk to him.  MOM even grabbed my ear and started to pet Allred (devil cat) with it.  WITH MY EAR!!  This is what she says is "funny".  Oh hardeeee har har.  Butt the laughter soon ended.
"Yea MOM who is laughing now?"  I bet she listens to me next time.  And where is Bert during this so called "funny" moment.
As far from Allred as he can get, pretending to be asleep with a stuffie in his mouth.  "Sheeesh buddy where's the back up?!"
If you will excuse me I have to go wash my ear now.


  1. BOL! I bet I'd like Alfred - I love all kitties!

  2. Oh My! have not seen Allred for a while .. I think your mom learned her lesson. Golden Woofs

  3. Our kitties is nice and don't mess wiff our earses... sorry Allred got ya!

  4. We haven't seen Allred in awhile...looks like he is doing ok! Bert on the other hand...needs a class in backup!! BOL! xo Chloe and LadyBug

  5. We too we're wondering how Allred was...still his fiesty self and supreme ruler :)

  6. LOL Goose at least you did not get a smack on the nose. Yep we suggest a good ear wash and next time mum tries that one hide pal. Bert knows a thing or too. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
    Best wishes Molly

  7. Dude, I love your mom and all, but all that religious teaching she does abotu forgiveness and love and peace and joy. Well ya know, we are talking about Allred here (Satan, Bealzabub, Devil)
    But I guess if anybody could find the good part of Allred, its your mom.
    I'll just sit back here and wait till I see it though

  8. BOL Goose!! Your mom is so kind and stuff, but sometimes we must respect the "Allred line" and not cross it. Glad you didn't get your face shredded!!

    Tail Wuggles, Rubie xxx

  9. BOL BOL funny it is, even Mom is funny... love the stuffie shot to

  10. That look on your Mom's face should be the first clue on why you should not get too close to Allred! We're glad it all had a happy ending!

    Lily Belle & Muffin

  11. You are one brave and patient dog.

  12. You touched Allred and survived?! I think it's a miracle!


  13. You know, as soon as we saw the title, we somehow knew Bert was going to be involved. But YOU ACTUALLY TOUCHED THE DEVIL CAT?!? And lived to tell the tale? Dude, clearly you are protected by POWERFUL forces! And Bert, way to have your buddy's back! *sheesh* ;-)

    *kissey face*
    -Fiona and Abby the Hippobottomus

  14. Wow, at least your ear is still on your head, brother. you should get a badge: I touched Allred and I'm still in one piece. I never tried to sleep with a stuffie in my mouth like Bert. But it looks interesting, I will try it too.

  15. Oh Goose bless your heart I can see that you are trying desperately to advise your mom on the most complicated feline body language. Good for you staying right by her side just in case...
    MOL MOL Bert went to sleep with a stuffie in his mouth that is too funny
    Hugs madi your bfff

  16. OMD OMD OMD ALLRED Alert... ALLRED ALERT !! He scares the POOPS outta US..
    OMD OMD you have ALLRED COOTIES on your EAR??? OMD they could SLITHER into your HEAD and .... OH NO... we just can't THINK about it..

    ALLRED scares the POOPS outta US.

  17. It's going to take a lot of scrubbing to get the cat off your ear!

    Monty and Harlow

  18. That kitty looks like a hamburger to me
    Lily & Edward

  19. Tell you mama to use her own ear next time! Well, she may have to grow some dumbo ears first, lol!

  20. Yikes, you poor thing! I can't believe your momma would be so cruel!

  21. Hari OM
    ...eerrr, not so sure Bert IS pretending - so much for mates!!! Glad you survived to share the tale though. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

  22. Hahahahaha!!!!!!! Poor Goose. Your mom is crazy!

  23. EEEEEWWWW, Goose. I'm glad you survived to tell the tale!

  24. Your mom exposed your ear to the wrath of Allred? That is scary. She owes you a beer for that!!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

  25. HYSTERICAL! Loving the "sleeping" protector friend, Bert. The look on your MOM's face was priceless. How brave you are to let your ear get close to Allred. wow!

  26. ALLRED!!! I wondered how he was doing!
    Hey, guess who I made friends with at the vet's office the other day? A ferret. He was really cool.
    Play bows,

  27. Hi Y'all!

    Oh Goose! Hope y'all didn't need stitches!

    Y'all come by now,
    Hawk aka BrownDog

  28. Oh Wow! Thank your Mommy for showing photos of 2 of my favorite Men - together!!!

  29. Oh geez, glad you still have your ear! Pip warned me to stay from Allred!

    Ruby (and Angel Pip

  30. Goose, is your ear ok??? That was scary.

    Loveys Sasha