A funny thing happened at Bert's place the other day. Well I didn't find it humorous. As normal my MOM came to pick me up after she left St. Anne's Homeless Shelter. Nothing funny about that. All us doggies give her a BIG greeting when she drives up. Sometimes that can be funny. Then she comes inside and loves on all of us doggies. Butt on this particular day she loved on someone else.
That's right she was holding paws with Allred (the devil cat). She was petting him and talking to him. That's more frightening than funny.
I tried to warn her. "MOM that is Allred! It is best to keep your distance. Back away now and no one, no doggie will get hurt."
Did she listen? Nooooooo. She calls me over so I can talk to him. MOM even grabbed my ear and started to pet Allred (devil cat) with it. WITH MY EAR!! This is what she says is "funny". Oh hardeeee har har. Butt the laughter soon ended.
"Yea MOM who is laughing now?" I bet she listens to me next time. And where is Bert during this so called "funny" moment.
As far from Allred as he can get, pretending to be asleep with a stuffie in his mouth. "Sheeesh buddy where's the back up?!"
If you will excuse me I have to go wash my ear now.