This is my friend Scrappy. He is Bert's brother.
"He Goose is this what the humans call Turkey Coma?"
"Zzzzzzzzzzzz. Huh? I suppose."
"Where is your human? (yawn) Is she in the kitchen cooking a turkey? You know our Vickie is not much of a cook."
"I am sure my MOM is in the kitchen, just not your kitchen (sigh). She is at the Homeless Shelter cooking."
"Bummer dude. Do you think she will bring us something?"
"Zzzzzzzz huh, oh I am hoping for some turkey balls."
"That's gross dude."
Hehehehe. No Scrap. She makes me a special turkey treat with turkey, bread crumbs, eggs, cranberries and stuff. They are called Turkey Balls, not.... hahhaha oh but that is funny."
"Hey Goose you want to go pounce on Bert. I'll distract him and you steam roll him."
"Sure Scrapy, that sounds like fun. You go find him I'll be right behind you. Zzzzzzzzzzzz."
"I'm on my way. Zzzzzzzz"
MOM and I wish you all a wonderful Thanksgiving and hope you get to spend it with the ones you love. We are blessed to be a part of such a wonderful community called Blogville. And a VERY special thank you to Miss Vickie for taking such good care of me while my MOM is cooking for hungry people. I will make sure I share a turkey ball with you.