Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Goose vs The Drangon

Hello Friends.

Are you ready for a thriller?  Grab a cool drink and some popcorn or Cheetos, because I have a tail to tell.  This is a true story that has suspense, action (hence some of the blurry shots).  A real fur raising experience. 

Last evening I was outside doing my nightly patrol of the yard, have to make sure the homestead is safe for the night.

Billy and Jeremiah were inside telling stories.
 
OH NO!  While I was outside making sure all was safe for my MOM and friends a mean dragon must have sneaked into the house.
 
Big Mean Dragon cast his shadow over Billy while Jeremiah was frozen in fear.
 
{Shaking} "Mr. Big Mean Dragon please don't hurt me.  I have a big, brave, and fearless friend named Goose and he loves me.  You better get out of here before he comes inside." 
Grrrrrrrrrr  What is a Goose to a mean Dragon like me.  I eat Goose for a snack.  And now I have a craving for Moose with a platypus for desert.  Grrrrrr.
"GOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!"
 
Jeremiah fainted straight away.  Obviously he DOES NOT take after his name sake. 
I heard Billy's cry for help all the way in the far corner of my yard and rushed right in.
 
"Drop the moose Big Mean Dragon and no one has to get hurt."
"You and what army is going to make me Dog."
"Drop my friend Dragon."
 
"Billy, Billy you OK pal?"
"Goose is that you?"
"It's me my friend.  Your going to be OK.  I mean you smell like dragon breath but other than that I think you will be just fine."
"Grrrrrr  Oh how sweet.  Why don't you kiss him Dog.  hahahaha  I'll just take the platypus and be on my way."

 
"Take that Big Mean Dragon!"
"Grrrr Oh it's on donkey dog."
 
**POW**
 
**BAM**
 
"Take that Big Mean Dragon!"
 
"Owe Owe let go of my lip Dragon!!  I mean it, this is your last chance to leave."
"Grrrrrrr Ha ha.  You are no match for me dog."
 
"I gave you your chance, now your going down."
 
"Hold him down Billy while I check to see if he is breathing."
"Is he, is he, breathing Goose?"
"No.  But peeeeee youuuuuuu, his breath could have killed me if he had breathed on me.  You're safe now Billy."
"All because of you Goose."

No one messes with the ones I love, no one and no dragon.  I guess I can add "Dragon Slayer" to my resume. 
Blessings,
Goose
 
 
 
 

29 comments:

  1. Dude, what an adventure, I was getting pretty worried about your little friends. I mean A DRAGON....Dude, you slayed The dragon. Your like "THE DOG"

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  2. That was so scary. We sure are glad you took care of that dragon.

    Millie & Walter

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  3. Oh my dog!!Goose!! You were so brave! We were so scared for Billy but you slayed that dragon! Whew!
    hug
    Mr Bailey, Hazel & Greta

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  4. goose, you are most awesome but i'm worried about jeremiah. is he ok? last i saw, he was passed out on the sofa.
    wags, bailey unleashed

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  5. BOL Goose that was a fabulous decapitation if ever there was. You are mighty brave pal. We can all sleep well now knowing that you are around. Have a tremendous Thursday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. Well done, Goose. I was scared too, but you handled it.

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  7. You showed that dragon Goose! Good one...lol.

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  8. BRAVO GOOSE TO THE RESCUE! GOOSE THAT WAS A GREAT TRUE STORY. MOL MOL AT THE THOUGHT OF HOT DRAGON BREATH.....
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF

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  9. BRAVO BRAVO Sir Goose the Dragon Slayer... You are AMAZING Buddy.
    Love this!!!

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  10. I wouldn't mess with you, Goose!

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  11. wow.. what an adventure, and without even going out side the house... shhhh Goose, don't tell Mom, but me thinks she might have a tad to much time on her hands... and where or where did that dragon come from? does mom have a toy fetish? hummmmm

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  12. I knew you were brave, but a dragon slayer? I am so impressed! Your bravery truly knows no bounds!

    Bunny

    P.S. You might want to stop kicking your mom at night, though!

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  13. Wow! Dragon Slayer! You are very brave Goose! We were scared! Xo Chloe and LadyBug

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  14. Boy Goose, you really live an exciting life. Outside patrol and inside dragon slaying. That was very exciting. We are glad Billy is ok.

    Janice, Snuggles, Sassy, and Dixie

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  15. Oh wow what a story, the Dragon had Billy in his mouth, how scary!! but wait, I have still pocorn, I will read it again hehehe

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  16. WOW! My heart is pounding after that exciting adventure. You're a real hero, Goose!

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  17. Ha ha, What a great battle! Now somebody better get some smelling salts for Jeremiah!

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  18. OMD, you can come and protect me anytime'z Goose, you were'z amazing. Such great acton shot'z..Better than any movie with with Jean Claude Van Dam I'z seem Bawahahwhahhaha xxooxxxx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  19. Another reason why we think you're a hero!!

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  20. Hari OM
    Sir Goose de O-hi-oh, you are one mighty slayer indeed!! This was a wonderful tale and I am soooo glad Billy was safe. Be careful folks don't start calling you George though... Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  21. We were on the edge of our seats!! Wonderful story and glad it had a happy ending!

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  22. That was quite the adventure for you and your good pals, Goose. But you sure showed that dragon. We are pretty sure he was here once. In fact, Mom says she thinks there may even be a blog post about him. We aren't sure where he went, but we think the little bipeds may have sent him packing:)

    Woos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning

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  23. WOOOHOOOO!!!! Wowsa! That had everything Goose! Suspense, Action, Love....Bravo, Bravo, Bravo!!
    Mighty Dragon Slayer Goose! I bow to your courage....
    Kisses,
    Ruby ♥

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  24. You are an amazing dragon slayer like our Phod! Great work! Lee and Phod

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  25. Goose The SUPER Hero saves the day...AGAIN!
    Next time we see dragon trouble, you are the "GO TO" dog!

    Wyatt and Stanzie

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  26. Oh, Goosie! You're just like a knight in shining armor!!! You're so BRAVE!!!
    Cammie!

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  27. Oh Goosie! You ARE a hero!!!! What a brave and courageous friend you are!

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  28. That Goose-Dragon stare down was epic. Of course Goose wins. It's the way every story with Goose ends. It's happily ever after - the way he makes us all feel.

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