So there I was just coming out the back door and what do I see? Sneaky Snake climbing on my beaver sticks.
Wait a minute. He is climbing into MY tomato plant!!!
"Sneaky what are you doing?"
"Jussst out for a sssstroll."
"Why don't you come down from there and stroll in the grass."
"Aaaaa no thankssss. I think I will hang out here and, whoa, would you look at thossse cute little tomatoessss."
"Alright Sneaky this has gone far enough. Get down now."
"Last warning Sneaky. Get down and leave my tomatoes alone."
"Yea what are you going to do dog."
"I'll show you what I am going to do."
"I am going to grab you and pull you out of there."
"Ha ha. You wouldn't. Hey Goossssse your butt lookssss HUGE!
"Snake I warned you."
"Ouch, OK OK Uncle, UNCLE! I give. Your pulling to hard. I am ssstuck on the cage."
Don't worry friends, Sneaky Snake is OK, just a little tired form our tug of war over the tomatoes.
"Call an ambulance. I think I broke my leg."
"You don't have legs Sneaky."
"O my mean doggie, you broke my legssss OFF!!!"
I think the tug and fall broke his brain. Now to check on my tomatoes.
Want to see what you do with three perfectly ripe little tomatoes?
PS- No snake was harmed in the making of this post. Well, maybe the snakes pride was harmed. But other wise he is fine