So there I was just coming out the back door and what do I see? Sneaky Snake climbing on my beaver sticks.
Wait a minute. He is climbing into MY tomato plant!!!
"Sneaky what are you doing?"
"Jussst out for a sssstroll."
"Why don't you come down from there and stroll in the grass."
"Aaaaa no thankssss. I think I will hang out here and, whoa, would you look at thossse cute little tomatoessss."
"Alright Sneaky this has gone far enough. Get down now."
"Last warning Sneaky. Get down and leave my tomatoes alone."
"Yea what are you going to do dog."
"I'll show you what I am going to do."
"I am going to grab you and pull you out of there."
"Ha ha. You wouldn't. Hey Goossssse your butt lookssss HUGE!
"Snake I warned you."
"Ouch, OK OK Uncle, UNCLE! I give. Your pulling to hard. I am ssstuck on the cage."
Don't worry friends, Sneaky Snake is OK, just a little tired form our tug of war over the tomatoes.
"Call an ambulance. I think I broke my leg."
"You don't have legs Sneaky."
"O my mean doggie, you broke my legssss OFF!!!"
I think the tug and fall broke his brain. Now to check on my tomatoes.
Yummmmmmmm
Want to see what you do with three perfectly ripe little tomatoes?
GULP
Deeeeeeelicious!
Blessings,
Goose
PS- No snake was harmed in the making of this post. Well, maybe the snakes pride was harmed. But other wise he is fine
That sneaky snake! I wouldn't let him outside again until after harvest.
ReplyDeleteHey goose! Humphrey would have never have allowed sneaky anywhere near his garden either!! Great to see you !! Have a great Sunday!
ReplyDeleteI bet those were the best little cherry tomatoes ever!
ReplyDeleteSo glad the snake didn't swallow them before you.
xo Cinnamon
Good thing you caught Sneaky before he got any of your tomatoes.
ReplyDeleteMillie & Walter
Great rescue of the toms from sneaky snake there Goose. LOL you broke all his legs off. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Yikes Goose, you did a great job there protecting your toms..BOL xx0xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Thank goodness you were there in the nick of time Goose!! He is super sneaky, that snake!
ReplyDeleteGood job keeping up with Sneaky Snake! Goose I could have used you yesterday when I saw one one of Sneaky's cousins crossing the road....Now why does a snake cross the road? :-)
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your Monday!!!
Wow that Sneaky Snake - your butt looks not huge - that's just a property of our breed. You eat tomatoes? really? I never tried this - but I like ketchup :o)
ReplyDeleteWell done Goose, you saved the poor tomatoes from Sneaky Snake! Hooray!
ReplyDeleteAnd then you ate them.
Haha!
Pippa :)
MOL MOL MOL GOOSE MOM IS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WITH TEARS IN HER EYES.
ReplyDeleteSHE SAYS TO TELL GOOSE HE IS THE TOTAL MAN. SNAKE SLAYER AND TOMATO
PICKER!!!
WOOHOO
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
Those tomatoes look so yummy. No wonder Sneaky Snake was after them!
ReplyDeleteOh Goose, good job getting that sneaky snake out of those tomatoes. That is such a norty snake. Those tomatoes sure do look yummy. Glad you like them so much. Hope you and your Mom have a great day.
ReplyDeleteWe think that Sneaky Snake needs to SCALE back... his climbing on YOUR tomatoessssssssssssssssss.
ReplyDeleteI was more worried about harm being done to that beautiful tomato plant... glad Sneaky was ok, and I see by the gobbler of small maters, that Goose is ok to.
ReplyDeleteWay to protect the tomatoes and way to munch on them!
ReplyDeletePS loved the ladybug pics
I guess that is the reason he is called sneaky!!
ReplyDeleteThats right, you show em exactly who IS the boss round there!!
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi and Addi
Ooh, I can't believe Sneaky was trying to sneak a bite of YOUR tomatoes! It's a good thing you showed him who's boss!
ReplyDeleteThat sneaky snake is a hoot, glad you got him before some damage was done. Hummmm maters, never had any, they must be good, did you even chew them, or just one big gulp!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
Hari OM
ReplyDeleteBOL - oh I've got hiccups now from all the giggling!! Sneaky sure is a tease - whoever heard of a snake pinching tomatoes; but you got him back good and proper, Goose-ji!! What a lovely post to start the week. Hope yours is super. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xx
Oooooh, Goose! Never trust a Sneaky Snake! Never! Especially around fruit. It's in the Bible!
ReplyDeleteCamo!
Glad you saved the tomatos Goose! Hazel is sad cause Dad's tomato plants have not even grown let alone grow tomatoes. Tomatoes are her favorite snack, that and peas and they aren't growing either.
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Bailey, Hazel & Greta
lol, very cute! Happy Monday!
ReplyDeleteGlad you got Sneaky out of there Goose. You did what any respectable tomato loving dog would do-you protected your plant. I wanted to tell you that when I was younger, I loved tent camping and even went on a few back pack trips. Now that I'm a senior, getting on the ground is a bit tough; the idea of a camper of some sort sounds nicer, plus I could take Hunter with us. He could have come on this get away but seriously he wouldn't have liked it with all the rain, thunder and flashes of light.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a great afternoon.
Hugs, Noreen & Hunter
You've earned a new title today Goose..."Chief Protector of the Tomato Plant" and it's well-deserved...That Snake sure is a sneaky fellow but not too sneaky for you
ReplyDeleteBOL! Oh Goose, you crack me up!! Good things you put Sneaky in his place! Nobody touches Goose's tomatoes except YOU (well, and your Moms...)!
ReplyDeleteOh, those look soooo yummy!!
Happy Monday!
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
BOL...you're so silly. Starr says WOO WOO with that gray butt shot. :)
ReplyDeleteWe loved that Goose. So glad you bet the snake! Lee and Phod
ReplyDeleteOh we laughed and laughed when we read this!
ReplyDeletestella rose
Good job protecting your tomatoes Goose. Wow sneaky snake is really sneaky today. I hope your strawberries are safe.
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
U are very brave.
ReplyDeleteI needed a good laugh today, and the "I broke my leg" line did it :)
ReplyDeleteHaha - agree this was just the right laugh needed tonight. Thanks, Goose!
ReplyDeleteHow did my post for this get in with the lady bugs? Hmmmmm
ReplyDeleteYou cannot trust those tomato eating snakes...better keep an eye on that sneaky snake!
ReplyDeleteWyatt
that just goes to show that you can't trust anyone whose first name is 'sneaky'!
ReplyDeletewags, bailey
Oh naughty Sneaky!!! What a silly snake he is! Glad to see Mabel and I aren't the only ones with naughty stuffies!
ReplyDeleteI love reading your blog Goose!
ReplyDeleteSneaky, sneaky snake! Who knew he was such a fan of tomatoes! That had us giggling. Goose, you always make us giggle. :D Keep an eye on Sneaky...
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha, you are so funny Goose! I don't like tomatoes either but love the sauce. I know, I'm weird and your funny!
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