"Hey Bert I heard a funny yesterday."
"Let's hear it Bud."
"OK. A blind man walks in to a department store with his Golden seeing eye dog. The store manager behind the customer service counter looks up, notices the customer is blind, and looks away again. Out of the corner of his eye he sees the blind man start swinging the dog over his head. Shocked, the manager runs over and says, "Sir, is there a problem – is there something I can help you with?" The blind man calmly replies, "No thanks – I’m just looking around."
"Bawhahahahahhahhaha. That's a good one Bud."
ps- no dog was harmed in the telling of this joke.