Monday, April 13, 2015

Is the End Near?

Hello Friends.

I would like to start out with a WARNING.  Especially for my good friends Frankie and ErnieWARNING some images may (will) be disturbing and frightening.  I would suggest that you take a moment to go out and water a bush or put on a diaper if you don't want to pee your furs.








This my friends, is the face of evil.  Some of you know him as Allred the Devil Cat. 

Allred came to live at my buddy Bert's place years ago.  He just walked into the place and never left.

And if that was not enough, just moving right in, Allred then began to scare to poop out of all of us.  He would sit on the other side of the doggie door and when we would walk in (especially Bert) Allred would WHAP us on the butt!!!

Then he would laugh his evil laugh.  I shutter just thinking about it.  And my poor buddy Bert now slowly pokes his snooter in the doggie door afraid to come in.  And you know what Allred would do???  Smack Bert on the snooter!
 
Oh you better believe we all respected, FEARED, Allred.  And with good reason.  Even me.  Even though I have a somewhat strong prey drive (I chase cats, squirrels, voles, raccoons, rabbits, porcupines, skunks... you get the idea) I would still give Allred a wide birth and just stare him down.  He IS scary!!  Well my friends as I said I think the end is near.  Strange things have been happening, VERY strange.

This is NOT photo shopped.  Allred is napping with one of the guest at Bert's place.  Butt it does not end there.

Here he is cuddled up with Scrappy and BERT!!

Here is a close up.
 
He Shares the crate with Bert's mom.

DON'T OPEN YOUR EYES BERT!!!!  The Devil Cat is laying on you.  Is this all a bad dream?  Is the end near?!

And say it isn't so........ Allred, the Devil Cats is touching my butt.  The end must be near.  Do you need more proof?  OK, just take a look at the following video.  F&E you may want to leave the room for this.



Surly this is a sign of the times, the end of time.  I mean doesn't it say somewhere that all kinds of strange things will happen when the end is near?????  Allred, the Devil Cat, giving Bert's mom a message , A MESSAGE!!!  I think that qualifies as STRANGE, Bizarre, not to mention scary.  I don't know about you my friends butt I plan on living life to the FULLEST from this moment forward.   I suggest you do the same.  God save us all. 
Blessings,
Goose

26 comments:

  1. WOW!! That IS amazing!! Guess she likes it though.

    Wags
    Oreo

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  2. Surely something is nigh. We wait with baited breaf, er, breath.
    XOXO

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  3. Crikey ...... I sure hope Allred was declawed before he started doing that?? It did look kinda relaxing though. I s'pose it COULD be enjoyable but I'm with you, Goose ...... the end is near aye, mate?? I'm goin' to live life to the fullest too. Wonder how many cats I can chase today???????????

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  4. Travis does dat massage thing to me, it are da best.

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  5. OMD that sure is weird. Are you sure it is Allred? Can it be an imposter? Has he had a personality by-pass reversed? Yes my fine friend the end is near. Have a terrific Tuesday.
    Best wishes Molly

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  6. Wow, don't move, stay pawfectly still, don't whatever you do upset the Push-T-Cat!
    Loves and licky kisses
    Princess Leah xxx

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  7. We fear the cats are trying to take over the world.

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  8. Hari OM
    OMDs and Cs... Love with the capital 'ell' has arrived!!! If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, eh Alred??? Don't panic Goose - it surely heralds the arrival of peace. Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx

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  9. This is really strange, I have always thought of Allred as a scary hell cat but he must have developed a softer side, maybe the world is ending? Maybe he took a massage class sneakily on the side and wanted to test out his skills? Maybe he is just into snuggling? Maybe he is plotting to take over the world??? Who knows this is sure strange behavior! Love and licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxxx

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  10. I love this TALE and it is a TALL Tale... made me laugh and I think Allred has seen the light, maybe someone baptized him when you were not looking... I love this story

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  11. he is planning something - gaining every ones trust and then WHAM !

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  12. OMD OMD OMD We KNEW IT... way back when the REAL Allred ... Went on his big ADVENTURE... and suddenly RETURNED...as a Changed Cat... WE KNEW IT... this is NOT the REAL Allred... he MUST have been PAWSESSED... with a NICE Spirit... and this is PROOF !! This is NOT the REAL (who scared the Poops outta US) Allred... THIS is UNBELIEVABLE...
    An Easter Miracle !!!!
    Thanks fur the Warning about Peeing and POOPing Before reading and Watching this... We only Dribbled a LITTLE BIT on the chair. Mom won't even notice.

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  13. I'm not sure you could shake the evil out of Allred completely...unless he was exorcised. I am with Reilly & Denny...I think he has plans....BIG plans...and he is just getting everyone to trust him first. Oh, this is nerve racking!
    Oz

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  14. Allred, I always knew you were a secret dog lover! It is SO good to see you and those photos are totally awesome. Great to see you too, Bert!

    Woofs,
    Tommy

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  15. You know, sometimes even the really EVIL cats mellow with age. My kitty brother Scribbles used to be MEAN. Momma's friends nicknamed him "Psychocat." But over the past few years, he's really mellowed out and become almost friendly!

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  16. You know, sometimes even the really EVIL cats mellow with age. My kitty brother Scribbles used to be MEAN. Momma's friends nicknamed him "Psychocat." But over the past few years, he's really mellowed out and become almost friendly!

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  17. Wow, this is totally bizarre! OMD it's great to see our buddy Bert, but I gotta bark I'm a little scared for him. Surely someone must be spiking Allred's catnip with prozak or happy drugs or somethingy. YIKES Well, we can enjoy it while it lasts, but certainly watch our backs. BOL *shiver*
    Grr and Woof,
    Sarge, Police Commish

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  18. OMD Bro... I swooned as I saw the video ... so my mom had to wake me up with a pigs ear... that's a miracle and I saw it with my own eyes... who said you can't tame the wild? 4 paws for Allred the best Messager ever :o)
    easy rider

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  19. GOOSE MOM AND I ARE STUNNED AND SPEECHLESS (THAT NEVER HAPPENS)!
    MOM SAYS SHE WILL MAKE SURE THE PANTRY IS STOCKED JUST IN CASE WE HAVE TO HUNKER DOWN. MOL MOL MOL
    MAYBE 'TIGERS' CAN CHANGE THEIR STRIPES.
    HUGS MADI YORU BFFF

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  20. How cool is that! Allred is a feisty kitty kat and obviously boss
    Snorts,
    Lily & Edward

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  21. allred...

    veree nice ta meet ewe dood !!!

    we iz veree happee ta heer ewe haz taken control oh de houze.....de houze two day, de nayborhood two morrow, de WERLD...next month...

    dood...ewe haz de houz hold...rite wear ya want em...

    N they iz fallin ...for.....everee....trix !!!

    MWA HA HA !!!!!


    ♥♥♥

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  22. So we want to know has Allred stopped whapping all the dogs on the nose or butt? Bert does look a little scared when Allred is sleeping with him that he better not move for fear of getting a swat.

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  23. We saw that on Facebook. What has happened to Allred's evil side?

    Your Pals,

    Murphy & Stanley

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  24. OMD(shiver) did you perform an exorcism??? Allred must be up to something. I am still scared and would be on my guard at all times. Something Allred this way comes.


    Loveys Sasha

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  25. What's next?!? A plague of locusts?!?!?!
    Cammie!

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  26. Ha ha ha!!!!! I've always loved Allred, and I'm so glad that his sweet side is coming out now :)

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