This is a very important matter my friends. Saturday I went for a little walk with my friends at the Fort. Did I poop? Yes. Did my MOM scoop it up? YES! And she also picked up two other poops along the way that someone else just left there. That is so wrong.
MOM and I also went off on our own for a little Goosie and MOM alone time. Even when we are off the trail, in the woods we always Scoop That Poop.
And yes even along water ways it is important to Scoop That Poop.
The world is a BEAUTIFUL place... even more so when you Scoop That Poop.
In keeping with the theme for this month Scoop That Poop here is a little poem for you.
Put it in a
Bag
Mr. Smith
walking down the lane
Slipped on the mess of his own Great Dane.
Now he's scrapping his shoe looking rather sad,
Never would have happened if he'd put it in a bag.
Guide dog, gun dog, guard dog, stray.
Put it in a bag man, squirrel it away.
Put it in your hat man, it'll keep you warm.
Keep it in your pocket on a frost bit morn.
Wolf hound, Bloodhound, Pug, Pekingese,
Put it in a bag man, don't be a tease.
Inside, out, give a good, firm grab.
Put it in a bag man, put it in a bag.
So remember, in the event of your Golden, Chihuahua,
Shihtzu, or Weimarainer fouling the footpath,
Don't be a cad, just put it in a bag.
Slipped on the mess of his own Great Dane.
Now he's scrapping his shoe looking rather sad,
Never would have happened if he'd put it in a bag.
Guide dog, gun dog, guard dog, stray.
Put it in a bag man, squirrel it away.
Put it in your hat man, it'll keep you warm.
Keep it in your pocket on a frost bit morn.
Wolf hound, Bloodhound, Pug, Pekingese,
Put it in a bag man, don't be a tease.
Inside, out, give a good, firm grab.
Put it in a bag man, put it in a bag.
So remember, in the event of your Golden, Chihuahua,
Shihtzu, or Weimarainer fouling the footpath,
Don't be a cad, just put it in a bag.
Blessings,
Goose
That is so awesome!!!
ReplyDeleteDo you ever wonder "who" are the trails poop offenders? Golden Thanks Goose n mom for picking up others dog poop. Golden LOVE the poem, Lots of Golden Claps n SMILE. We all live in a beautiful place and let's keep it beautiful ... Scoop That Poop. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteJust put it in the BAG! haha
ReplyDeleteHari Om
ReplyDeletehey there Goose! I have been transferring continents (with another coming up soon) so a bit behind - add to that etherwoobbbliieesssss..weelll. I have missed all my bloggy and doggy pals!! This is an important and excellent message - well done! Am doing my best to catch up - I know you understand. Hugs and wags, YAM aunty xxx
That is just the best poop poem ever Goose. Bravo to you. Have a marvellous Monday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Brilliant poem and so true.
ReplyDeleteBrother - that was true Poo-etry! I will follow your advice to put in my dads hat. So the poop is removed and it keeps his head comfy and warm. have a super Monday!
ReplyDeleteMOL MOL MOL GOOSE YOU AND YOUR MOM ARE CLASS ACTS!!!
ReplyDeleteWHEN MOM WALKS AROUND OUR NEIGHBORHOOD SOME TIMES SHE SEES POOP WHICH JUST MAKES SAD THAT HUMANS CAN BE SO THOUGHTLESS.
THANK GOODNESS MOM DIDN'T HAVE COFFEE IN HER MOUTH WHEN SHE READ YOUR POEM. THAT IS PRICELESS
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
LOL love the poem!
ReplyDeleteYep, that was a great post. My Vickie had to clean up a gooshy one of mine on that walk SAturday and it got on her hands. she was not happy, but she still carried it and the poopy hands back to the garbage can a mile away. Ya gotta love those humans.
ReplyDeletelove the poem, it has a good beat to it when read aloud. i tried it... you are talented.. and it is good advice. we pick it up in our own yard to
ReplyDeleteMom and I had a great giggle over your poem! Thanks for a good start to Monday!
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Ha Ha Great Poem Goose!
ReplyDeleteHey we want you to join our gut slide!!!
you can send ANY picture of you, that looks like you are sliding, tumbling, jumping, whatever might work
and WE will get you in the pumpkin gooey slime
hugs
Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Beautiful pictures and a great message. Love you poem.
ReplyDeleteJanice, Snuggles, Sassy, and Dixie
BOL Goose, that is perfect! What a great poem...it feels like it could be a song "put it in a bag, man". Thanks for helping to spread the word about #ScoopThatPoop!
ReplyDelete*high paws*
Oz
Goose that is the BESTEST POOP POEM we have EVER read. It is GRRRREAT.
ReplyDeleteLove your fall foliage pictures. So Pretty.
Love your poem and pictures! What a peaceful looking place!!!
ReplyDeleteOh what a fabulous poem Goose, we always Poop and Scoop xxooxx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Awesome poem! Keep on scooping
ReplyDeleteYour trails and woods are so beautiful Goose and scooping helps keep them that way...Yours is the cleverest, funniest poem I've read today...WTG Goose!
ReplyDeleteWe love your poem Goose! Our pawrents are good poop scoopers too.
ReplyDeleteMillie & Walter
We ALWAYS scoop our poop (well, Mommy does it for us.)
ReplyDeleteWe just love your beautiful poem.
Hugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Hi Goose,
ReplyDeleteWe love - love - love your poem. So much so that we were rofling while reading it. We wonder, would you mind if we copied it to Facebook, giving full attributing to you and Pastor Michele and your blog? We think it is a great cause (poop-scooping) and your poem, well, it says it all.
Love,
Ruthie and Bella the Rat Terrier Princess
I'll never, ever, ever look at poop the same again. This is too much! LOL!!!
ReplyDeleteWho knew poop could be such fun!!!
ReplyDeleteMama calls it "Poop Pickin"
ReplyDeleteGreat photos and I love the poem.
ReplyDeleteSheba.
That is quite a wonderful poem! Goose, we were at church last night and wanted to let you know your mom preached the sermon you wrote for her. Also when our moms were talking later my mom wanted to tell your mom she was looking very nice but she didn't tell her cuz your mom started talking about pants. Sheesh . . . Moms can sure be odd!
ReplyDeleteWow, what a gorgeous place for a waterside walkie! Beautiful pix. OMD, Goose, your poem is hysterical! In your hat to keep you warm...oh, BWAR HAR HAR!
ReplyDeleteGrr and Woof,
Sarge, COP
Beautiful photos! And a great poem! Thanks for participating and thanks for scooping!
ReplyDeleteGarth
Ha! My nephews would adore that poem!
ReplyDeleteLovely photos of the fall colors by the river. Wow!
Hi Goose!
ReplyDeleteI think that your walking trail is gorgeous, autumn is really in full swing now and the place just looks amazing, we have such beauty in our world, the colourful leaves all golden and yellow and a blaze with red and oranges, you are beautiful too Goose!
I love your poop poem, really funny and really true! My Mum is crazy about my poop, she always picks it up and carrys it around with her like its a treasure, I mean my poop isnt specual but she MUST think that it is! BOL! Love and Licks from your furiend Frank xxxxxx
BOL, love your poem goose and i LOVE wherever it is that you are taking your walk! wow. breathtaking.
ReplyDeletewags, bailey unleashed
You are a poet, on top of everything else?!!? You are so amazing, Mr. Goose!
ReplyDeleteI love the photos. I wonder if I could go on an adventure with you, once I've grown up?!?!
Yours sincerely,
Margaret Thatcher
And you are a poet, too! I think I am going to enlarge it, print it, and post it on a sign for my lawn where all those peeps who don't carry bags can read it, feel ashamed, and get ready to mend their ways. : )
ReplyDeleteGood one Goose!!! Hilarious poem!
ReplyDeleteCleaning up is good.
ReplyDeleteThat sums it up nicely. Mom gets upset and takes extra bags for the poop offenders. Even in open fields...mom scoops mine...and I wait calmly because I know that is part of "taking care of business".
ReplyDeleteHi Y'all!
ReplyDeleteYou are so right Goose!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Yes!! Thank you, Goose. Let's all do our part to keep this beautiful world, beautiful!
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