The other night MOM and I were goofing around with eggs. MOM was planning a creative Sunday School lesson for her youth at church. I was a big help. We are after all, a team. When we had about finished MOM bet me I could not balance an egg on my snooter. HA! Challenge excepted. I mean after all I have balanced treats, a stack of Girl Scout cookies, raspberries, a kitty. Well OK maybe not a kitty, although a couple of kitties have attached themselves to my face. With a resume like that how hard could an egg be.
I started out slow by laying down and holding my breath so my breathing would not make the egg fall.
Then soon I was able to breathe and hold the egg on my snooter. And then.....
I was sitting up laughing with that egg on my nose. hahhaha I win. MOM was amazed. And in case you are wondering, YES this is a real egg and it is NOT hard boiled.
See, a real egg with a yoke and everything.
Next I am going to see if I can balance TWO eggs sunny-side up with a side of bacon and toast on my tongue. Stay tuned for that. hehehhe
Blessings,
Goose
Oh. My. Dawg. YOU DID IT! That's awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou get the most talented dog of the day award, and possibly the month
ReplyDeleteUt oh. So are you an egg head?
ReplyDeleteBenny & Lily
Ha ha ha! Goose, thank you for a good evening giggle! I love how happy you look over your accomplishment! We bow to your egg balancing talents!
ReplyDeleteBunny
What a super trick Goose! We have no snout to balance anything on HA HA !
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Bailey, Hazel & Greta
Goose, I don't even know what to say, that is waaaaaaaaaaaaay cool!!
ReplyDeleteLoveys Sasha
OH GOOSE ... Golden LOVE it! Got to try that. Lots of Golden Woofs, Sugar
ReplyDeleteYou are pawsome! Great trick!
ReplyDeleteAlthough it would be better with bacon. BWAHAHAHA!
Oh that is way cool Goose. We are IMPRESSED!! and You are amazing and I think you will have NO trouble balancing that egg, bacon and toast on your tongue!! :-)
ReplyDeletewags
Jazzi and Addi
I am SHOCKED and AMAZED at how much BALANCE and TALENT you have Goose. You should go help out the Circ-da-solai peoples. But I will help with that Breakfast Balance challenge - especially the BACON on my tongue. Just give me a shout.
ReplyDeleteTail Wuggles, Rubie xxx
Two eggs....bacon on your tongue.......pawsome Goose. We sure love to see that. Then maybe you can add sausage and so forth. Before long you will be known as The Famous Foodable Balancing Goose. Have a wonderful Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteBest wishes Molly
Totally Cool Goose! Your talents never cease to amaze us! Well done buddy! Xo Chloe and LadyBug
ReplyDeleteHari Om
ReplyDeleteNot a well-recognised talent, is balancing of eggs on snooters. Could be a Guinness Book of Records listing in it for you! Hugs and wags, YAM-aunty xxx
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA...OMD Goose...YOU is da man!!!!! I always knew you was talented do gone dat is freakishly amazin'. I could nevers sit still long enuff to do dat...EVERS!!!! Da real question is...can you balance a beer can?
ReplyDeleteOh and lemme knows when you gets your bacon, I is quite hungry!
Puddles
Oh My Egg Goose, you are super clever, wez gonna call youz Egg Head BOL xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
Goose I think I need to come out to UT to kick some kitty tush...how dare they attach themselves to your handsome face!!! they are lucky you are a kind and loving K9!!
ReplyDeleteBRAVO BRAVO BRAVO GOOSE YOU HAVE SOME FINE BALANCE AND CONCENTRATION!!
I bet you got some serious loving for that balancing act
HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
LOL, you did great! Love the concentration on your face.
ReplyDeleteYou do'd dat so well. Yeah....can't wait to sees you do dat wit bacon! YUM!
ReplyDeletelaughing and waiting for The Next Act... Act I was hilarious and fun...
ReplyDeleteOMD OMD you both Amaze and CRACK US UP! Your really did it... NO YOLK. You Did it! You came outta your SHELL and are going Pawfessional. We will be seeing you on AMERICA's Got Talent!!
ReplyDeleteWow, Goose, you need to take that show on the road!!! We think we would love that second trick even more than the first - yummers!!!
ReplyDeleteWoos - Phantom, Ciara, and Lightning
Love it ... you are right -- such a great team and a day brightener :)! Good luck with the next stage of the show!
ReplyDeleteyou are so clever goose
ReplyDeleteWe are impressed. This is a great trick!
ReplyDeleteExcellent job! You are very talented Goose!
ReplyDeleteWe just love the things you and your Mom get into. Have a blessed Wednesday.
ReplyDeleteJanice, Snuggles, Sassy, and Dixie
Goose you are very clever. We don't think either of us would sit still long enough to do that.
ReplyDeleteMillie & Walter
WOW Goose, that is pretty impressive! Now, balancing the kitty, that I would like to see. :)
ReplyDeleteAwesome talent there Goose! How about some pancakes!
ReplyDeleteThe Mad Scots
You are talented
ReplyDeleteStop on by for a visit
Kari
http://dogisgodinreverse.com/
I totally KNEW you could do it! Silly MOM for doubting you.
ReplyDeleteWow! You've got some talent!
ReplyDeleteDina
Hi Goosie, I'm so very impressed with your skills! I've never had a pup that could balance anything on their nose. Hope you are having a great week.
ReplyDeleteWags, Noreen & Hunter
Whoa, Goose! That is some serious balancing skill! I hope I can be that good one day!!
ReplyDeleteGoose, may we suggest a DOUBLE order of bacon on the side because you are TOO DANG CUTE!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Lily Belle & Muffin
Wow you are an artist! Can I come over for the sunny side up eggs and the bacon balancing trick? You can put an egg in your bed and if you can wait - you will get a whole chicken (maybe), cool, huh? I'm not really good in balancing, maybe because I'm a virgo and not a libra LOL
ReplyDeleteYou are very talented Goose. But we know your mom is patient to teach you that. Now, did you get the eggs and bacon? Something tells us you probably did!
ReplyDeleteYour Pals,
Murphy & Stanley
Goose Got Talent! That's a neat trick....you and your Mom has patience!
ReplyDeleteYou balanced food? Stuff you can eat? My mom doesn't make us do stuff like this, does she? Oh my word, I hope not. I better go ask Zimmie.
ReplyDeleteYou are amazing, Goose! Simply amazing. Well... amazing and handsome.
Camo!
Can we be your clean up crew??? :)
ReplyDeleteWow, Goose - you are super-talented! I can't wait to see your next trick :)
ReplyDeleteStewey
HOLY COW PATTIES!!! Wows, you are sure one talented pups Goose!!!
ReplyDeleteI don't thinks I could hold still for that long!
I'm with Sagria, I wants to be part of your clean up crew!! BOL
Kisses,
Ruby ♥
pees: Ma said THANK YOU BUNCHES, for your FABulous card and gift!!!
She was so surprised and amazed. Thanks Goose!! I puts the card on my mantel!!
Goose!!! That is totally PAWSOME!!!! Me is furry impressed. Mes wants to asks yous a big favor,
ReplyDeleteYous is supposed to be next on my Nellie, Runs Away World Tour, but mes would likes to leaves yous to last...That way mes can spend extra time and purrhaps visit with Bert and Allred.
Does yous mind being last? (Me LOVES to leaves the best to last!!!)
Kisses
Nellie
Oh Goosie! I saw that egg and was afraid you had bumped your noggin! You have some amazing talents dude! You could join the circus!
ReplyDeleteGoose...You have mad skills.
ReplyDeleteWe are really impressed! WOW, you really are awesome!!
ReplyDeleteHi Y'all!
ReplyDeleteI thought a hardboiled egg was a real egg too. Thanks for the egg lesson.
You could get a job in a circus!
Y'all come by now,
Hawk aka BrownDog
Goose, you are a boy of many, many talents!! I've no doubt your Mom's lesson will go wonderfully because of your help! :-)
ReplyDeleteGoose-
ReplyDeleteI would like to help with that experiment! I think I could hold the bacon for you :)
(Stanzie wants to help too)
Wyatt
Goose, you clever kid! How talented are you! My hooter is way too small, but if I ever try that, I'll keep your tips in mind!
ReplyDeletePippa :)
EGG-stra-ordinary, I say! That is beautiful in every balancing way!
ReplyDeleteThat's really impressive!! Such a talented boy!
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