Then this morning I'm going about my day when I hear, "Look what's in the bottom of the bag." I come a runnin to see what all the excitement was about. Oh gracious Lord, NOOOOO.
BELLS FOR MY TAIL!!
Why, why why. Santa are you watching this? To clarify, I'm the nice one for letting MOM do this. MOM is the naughty one for doing this. This is why I think we should have a tree. She could decorate it and not me.
At least I got a couple of treats out of it. I think I may have inspired my MOM because her sermon this Sunday is entitled "Jingle Bells at a Funeral." I hope my doggie friends enjoy it because it's the 3rd Sunday of the month and you know what that means... Bring Your Dog to Worship with you. I just hope she doesn't make my friends where these bells.